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A ~ohction of Reading Games and ActMties fer
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Contents
List of games
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Introduction
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Teacher's notes
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Games material Index
List of games
Level
Parlour games
intermediate
giving instructions
Successful failures
intermediate
narrating past events
Heroic failures
intermediate
narration
Punch lines
intermediate
narration
My first valentine
intermediate
narrating past events
Postcards from John
intermediate
describing scenes and past events
Evacuees
intermediate
narrating past experiences
Urban myths
intermediate
narration
Famous last words
intermediate
reporting what other people said
Body language
upper intermediate
describing customs
Time warp
upper intermediate
talking about life in past times
Curious customs
upper intermediate
describing habits and customs
Village gossip
upper intermediate
narrating past events
A life in the day
upper intermediate
describing daily routines
Guilty secrets
upper intermediate
narrating past experiences
Loose morals
upper intermediate
narrating a story
Roots
upper intermediate
talking about past events
Ghost stories
upper intermediate
narrating a story
Murder in the library
upper intermediate
narration, hypothesis
Believe it or not
upper intermediate
defining and explaining, justifying, giving reasons
Trouble with men, frogs, shoes and sisters
upper intermediate
narrating a fairy story
Horoscope exchange
advanced
talking about character and emotions
Dream merchants
advanced
narrating past events, predicting the future
Politically correct
advanced
finding euphemisms
Function
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lntr The activities in this book all require the reading of a text and the communication of the information it contains, sometimes in order to solve a puzzle or complete a task, sometimes in order to do a role play. All the activities consist of two main phases:
1 READ - EXTRACT INFORMATION
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2 COMMUNICATE - SHARE INFORMATION
These phases may be organised in different ways. For example, in the first phase, students may be divided into groups and each group given a different text to read. They complete a worksheet and/or discuss the text in their groups. Phase 1
Text A Text B Text C In the second phase students are regrouped to share their information, in order to act out roles or to complete a task or solve a puzzle. Phase 2
The above diagrams show groupings for an activity involving three texts, but activities may involve from two to six texts. Alternatively, every student in the class may have a different, short text to read: Phase 1
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P e t c . In phase 2 the students mingle freely and communicate their information in randomly constituted small groups. This activity may have a time limit set by the teacher, and the aim is to listen to as many people's stories as possible (i.e. to obtain as much information as possible) in the time allowed.
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In this type of activity a worksheet or questionnaire is handed out after phase 2 and the students try to complete as much as possible using the information they picked up in the second phase. Although not an integral part of the 'read and retell' activity, 'lead-in' and 'follow-up' activities have been suggested in most cases to provide further integration of skills. The 'lead-in' activities are based on discussion or listening to an anecdote told by the teacher; the 'followup' activities are suggestions for written work. A list of 'problem vocabulary' - words that may be unfamiliar to the students - is provided in the Teacher's Notes for each game, to enable the teacher to be prepared for queries. Students should be encouraged to read as fluently and self-reliantly as possible, trying to guess or deduce meaning where possible, using English-English dictionaries where this fails, and turning to the teacher for guidance if either of these resources fail. The Teacher's Notes also give indications of level -the majority of texts are intermediatelupper intermediate level, but where texts are easier or more difficult than average, this is indicated. The time required is also indicated. Most activities will last an average lesson. Shorter activities can be extended to fill a lesson by doing the follow-up activity in class. Longer ones can fill a double lesson, or a single one if the texts is given to the students in advance, or the information 'share phase' allowed to run on into homework. The activities provide practice both in reading skills and in oral expression, training students in the ability to extract essential information from a text and to give an oral summary of its contents. They provide a stimulus for natural and meaningful communication: giving both a reason and a motivating and enjoyable context for sharing information. When integrating skills in this way, the reading skill feeds directly into the speaking skill: new words and expressions are often absorbed almost effortlessly from the text by a kind of osmosis and students' fluency and confidence in speaking are improved. Although the activities are quite simple to set up, classroom management needs to be detailed and precise, and you will need to be very clear in your own mind about who is going to do what when - and where! Some points to bear in mind: Arrange desks and tables into groups in advance if possible for the first phase. If it is not possible to move the furniture in your classroom, give the same texts to students at adjacent desks, and work out how they can turn their chairs round to talk to those sitting near or behind them, if group discussion is required in the first phase.
The regrouping of students for the second phase is best done by giving each student a number, e.g.: Group A
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Then ask 'All the ones' to go to a certain area of the room, 'All the twos' to another area, and so on. If students are not in groups, but moving about freely for the second phase, make sure in advance that you have an area where they can do this, by having the desks in a Ushape with the central area free, or if the tables are arranged in groups, by making sure that there is plenty of free space in the central area. If you cannot move your furniture, and your classroom is cramped, you will need to modify this activity, so that students begin by talking to the person next to them, then swap seats with other students to talk to a different partner. The seat-swapping had probably better be directed by you if space is limited!
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The teacher's role changes constantly during one of these activities, and you will need to be quite a chameleon. During the initial setting-up phase, and the changeover from phase 1 to phase 2, you will need to be a very clear instructiongiver. During phase 1, your role will be that of guide and problem-solver. You may need to be very quick on your feet here if you have a large class. If the students are working in groups, try to train them to ask each other for help first before turning to you - they can often solve each others' problems. During phase 2, your role is as a resource and guide, helping students if they are stuck and don't know what to say, or are unclear about what to do. You are also a monitor and evaluator, listening to what the students are saying and noting mistakes and areas of difficulty, which may form a basis for subsequent teaching. It is a good idea to carry a pen and notebook, or an OHT and OHP pen if you have one, and to note down any persistent problems or errors. The longer texts have an accompanying worksheet to direct the students' attention to the main points and to help them read for gist. With the shorter texts, the instruction is simply to memorise the details. It is important that the students understand that they are not expected to memorise the text and reproduce it word for word, but to understand and remember the main points and retell the story in their own words (though of course they may use words and phrases from the text if they remember them). With stronger groups, or students, it is a good idea to remove the text at the end of phase 1. Weaker students may like to keep the text as a prop, but you should try to ensure that they do not simply read from the text! Ask them to turn it over and only peep at it if they are absolutely desperate, or in the activities which involve retelling the story a few times, let them retain the text at first, and ask them to give it up when they have told the story once or twice and are feeling more confident. The introductory and follow-up activities are there as suggestions only. You may have your own ideas for introducing or following on from the 'read and retell'
activities, but in general some sort of warm-up activity should be included as an introduction, to awaken students' interest and provide a context for the reading text. A follow-up writing task is a valuable activity, partly to 'fix' in more permanent form the new words and expressions the students may have learned during the reading and speaking activities, but also because writing is easier given a context and a reason, and that is precisely what these activities provide.
Teacher's Notes
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Parlour games Type of activity jigsaw in four groups then groups of four reading instructions and explaining how to play a game LevelITime required intermediatelaverage Games material Texts: A Botticelli; B The parson's cat; C Crambo; D The adverb game Function practised giving instructions Structures imperatives, present simple, must Lexical areas famous people, adjectives, adverbs
Problem vocabulary A Botticelli: recalled, guess, clues, identity, restrict B The parson's cat: take turns, version, round C Crambo: clue, rhymes, guess D The adverb game: adverb, missing, recalled, guess, perform, according to How to use the activity Make enough copies of text A for one quarter of the students to have a copy each, and the same for texts B, C and D. The texts in this activity are all instructions for how to play Victorian parlour games, a popular evening pastime in the days before television. Lead into the activity with a brief discussion on what students' families do for entertainment. Divide the class into four groups, A, B, C, and D. Give everyone in group A a copy of text A, everyone in group B a copy of text B, and so on. Give them time to read their text and discuss any problems or misunderstandingswith their group. Tell them that they will have to show other people how to play their game, and warn them that you will take the texts away. They can make notes if they like. When you are confident they have understood how to play their game, take the texts away and regroup them into fours so that each new group contains an A, a B, a C and a D. The object of the activity is for each member of the new group to show the rest of the group how to play their game. Follow-up: Ask students to write a set of instructions for playing a game familiar to them.
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Successful failures Type of activity jigsaw in six groups then groups of six retelling the history of a successful person and completing a questionnaire
LevelITime required intermediate/average Games material Texts: A Author; B Actress; C Footballer; D Pop singer; E Cartoonist; F Actor Questionnaire Function practised narrating past events Structures past tenses Lexical areas work, books, acting, football, pop music, art Problem vocabulary A A successful author: deadendjobs, degree, senior lecturer, ego, took off, paratrooper, kidnap, motivation, put me down, on your side B A famous actress: voluptuous, audition, agent, burst into tears, troupe, modelling, misery, obligations C A successful footballer: trial, rejected, contract, on loan, reluctant, establish, confidence D A successful pop singer: settle down, disbanded, keyboard, tick, on the dole, yell, breakthrough, released, risks E A successful cartoonist: commercial, sold out, desperate, hell on earth, potential, reviewed, genius F A successful actor: cope with, audition, registrar, convinced, encouragement, principal, therapist, evaluate, realised, establishment, scaring, literate, pedlar How to use the activity Make enough copies of text A for one sixth of the students to have a copy each, and the same for texts B-F. Make enough copies of the questionnaire for the students t o have one each. You might like to begin with a short discussion of success and failure. Ask the students to think of and write down the names of one person they think is a success and one person they think is a failure (not necessarily famous people). When they have written down the names, they should get together with a partner and explain why they chose those people and what they mean by success and failure (in whose eyes, by what standards, etc.). Divide the class into six groups, A, B, C, D, E and F. Give text A to each student in group A, text B to those in group B, etc. Give each student a copy of the questionnaire. Give them time to read their text, while you circulate to deal with problems and queries.When they have finished reading, ask each student to work with a partner from the same group. Ask one of them to imagine they are the 'successful failure' and the other to imagine they are the personlone of the people who told them some years ago that they wouldn't make it. They meet again at a party and begin to talk ... When the students have finished this first role-play, regroup them so that each new group contains, as far as possible, an A, a B, a C, a D, an E and an F. Ask them to tell their stories to each other. The object of the activity is to decide who was the biggest failure and who is the biggest success.
Key: Answers to the questionnaire will vary for each character. Follow-up: Ask students to write the diary entry for their character the day they were told they were no good. Alternatively, pin up a set of pictures of men and women. Ask the students to choose a face that they like. They should then imagine and write a similar failure/success story for that character.
Heroic failures Type of activity whole class m@leethen groups of four retelling a story and answering a questionnaire LevelITime required intermediate/shorter than average Games material Texts: A The crimes that were easiest to detect; B The least well-planned robbery; C The least profitable robbery; D The most unsuccessful prison escape; E The worst bank robbers; F The most unsuccessful attempt to work through a lunch hour; G The least successful attempt to meet a relative at an airport; H The least successful animal rescue; I The least successful bank robber; J The worst tourist Questionnaire Function practised narration Structures past tenses Lexical areas crime, office work, tourism Problem vocabulary A The crimes that were easiest to detect: dazzling, logic, inevitability, barge, dock strike, craft B The least well-planned robbery: raiding, cash, premises, masks, getaway car, sped, screeched to a halt, omitted C The least profitable robbery: unique, tactic, till, trolley, goods, snatch, undeterred, getaway, raid, scream D The most unsuccessful prison escape: convicts, guided, genius, courtroom, sentenced, judges, jail E The worst bank robbers: stuck, revolving, sheepishly, cashier, practicaljoke, disheartened, gang, barely, awkwardly, clutching, ankle, getaway, trapped F The most unsuccessful attempt to work through a lunch hour: set a record, uninterrupted, clambered, adjoining, stared, charged, retreated, steadily, scattered, stacks, heifer, chew, elaborate, pulleys G The least successful attempt to meet a relative at an airport: facilities, wandered, smothered, cuddling, enthusiasm, hospitality, modified, ushered, amiss, slumped, kidnapped H The least successful animal rescue: rescue, strike, valiantly, emergency, retrieve, trapped, haste, discharge, duty, grateful, fond farewell
I The least successful bank robber: hold-up, cashier, bemused, grille, fled J The worst tourist: assumed, delayed, heavy traffic, mentioned, tracking down, modernization, brushed aside, landmarks, benefit, tongue, brief, brilliance, siren
How to use the activity Make enough copies of the ten texts, A-J, for the students to have one text each, with as much variety as possible in the class. Make enough copies of the questionnaire for the students to have one each. Explain to the students that they are going to read a story about a disastrous experience. You might like to introduce the activity with an amusing disaster story of your own, or by eliciting tales of personal disaster (funny) from the students. Give out one text to each student and give them some time to read their text, asking you for help if necessary, and to memorise the main points of their story. Then ask them all to stand up and circulate, retelling their story in their own words to as many people as possible. The object of the activity is to hear as many disaster stories as possible. You can put a time limit on this part of the activity if you like. After a certain time, ask the students to return to their seats and give them each a copy of the questionnaire. Ask the students to complete as much as possible by themselves, then move them into groups of four and ask them to share their information to complete the questionnaire. Go through the answers to the questionnaire with the whole class, clearing up any misunderstandings and filling any gaps. Students will probably want to see all the texts. Note: With a strong group you can remove the texts when they have read them and ask them to tell the stories from memory. With weaker students I often let them keep the texts as support to begin with, then remove them after they have retold the story a couple of times and are feeling more confident. Key: 1 The prisoners' tunnel came out in the courtroom. 2 There was a dock strike and his was the only boat moving on the water. 3 The Post Office had closed down. 4 There was less in the till than the £1 0 he had given the cashier. 5 The robbers got stuck in the revolving doors. 6 A cow falling through the roof. 7 She thought a total stranger was her brother. 8 The firemen ran it over. 9 '1 don't have a paper bag.' 10 He got off the plane during a fuel stop because he thought he had arrived. New York. Follow-up: Students could write their own disaster stories, either from experience or imagination. Try giving some titles: The worst charter flight, The worst holiday, The worst piano recital, etc.
Punch lines
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Type o f activity whole class melee retelling jokes and finding the person with the punch line
Type o f activity whole class melee then pairwork/small groups retelling an anecdote and completing a questionnaire
LevelITime required intermediatelshorter than average
Level/Time required interrnediatelshorter than average
Games material Texts: Jokes 1-15 Punch lines Function practised narration Structures past tenses Lexical areas various
Games material Texts: A Rabbi; B Pin-uplsinger; C News presenter; D Sportswoman; E Writer; F Novelist 1 ; G TV presenter; H Novelist 2; I Politician; J Scriptwriter Questionnaire Function practised narrating past events
.......................................................................................................................... Problem vocabulary 1: vicar, parishioner, parrot, ribbon, hymn, perch 2: crumpled, elephant, proves 3: penguin 4: cautiously, crept 5: survey, colonel, achievement 6: scrambled 7: canary, cuttle fish, wedged, swing, bird seed 8: bumped into, bitterly, pregnant, hiccups 9: anxious, apologetically 10: to the point, romance, royalty, mystery, religion, task, pregnant 1 1 : speech, faultless, deafening applause 12: achieve, conductor, proposed, free o f charge 13: weedy, lumberjack, axe blow, crashing 14: architect, politician, rib, chaos 15: tycoon, flair, specialist, prematurely, worn out, transplant surgery, legal, ridiculous
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Make enough copies of the fifteen jokes for the students to have one joke each, with as much variety as possible in the class. Copy the same number of corresponding punch lines. Give out one joke to each student and one punch line to each student. The punch line should not correspond to the joke the student has! Make sure that somewhere in the class there is a punch line for every joke. If you have more than fifteen students, do the activity in two groups. Students should read their joke and walk around the class telling it until they find the person who has the corresponding punch line. The object of the activity is to find their own punch line and to give away their original punch line. When they have done this, they should sit down. When everyone is sitting down, students can tell their complete jokes to the whole class.
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Structures past tenses Lexical areas childhood, love Problem vocabulary A Rabbi: glamorous, upset, out o f reach
B Pin-uplsinger: promptly, teased, dishy, lipstick, jealous, boasting, annoyed C News presenter: unforgettable, violets, checked, spots D Sportswoman: silk, propose, depressed, ignore, signed E Writer: humiliated, thrilling F Novelist 1 : idealistic, garlanded, trimmed,lace
G TV Presenter: hideously, cruellest, waded, tadpoles H Novelist 2: puzzled, marvellous, liar I Politician: anonymous, dressing table J Scriptwriter: knock, incredible, do the trick
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Make enough copies of the ten texts, A-J, for the students to have one text each, with as much variety as possible in the class. Make enough copies of the questionnaire for the students to have one each. You might like to start with a brief introduction of your own about Valentine's Day: explain the history, customs, tell anecdotes, etc, or, if you have a class who are familiar with Valentine's Day, elicit information and/or anecdotes from them. Give out one text to each student, ensuring that as far as possible everyone gets a different text. If you have twenty or more in your class, it is probably best to do the activity in two groups. Ask the students to read their text and to memorise the information it contains, in order to be able to tell the story to other students. While they are reading, circulate and deal with queries. When they are ready, ask them to get up and walk around the class, telling their story to other students. The object of the activity is to listen to as many stories as possible in order to complete a questionnaire later. You might like to give a time limit for this activity. With a strong group, you can collect in the stories. With a weaker qroup, you may like to let them retain the stories as support
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initially but collect them in when they have retold their story once or twice and have more confidence. When the students have finished or the time limit is up, ask them to sit down and give each student a copy of the questionnaire. Students should try to complete the questionnaire individually, but when they have got as far as they can on their own, they can help each other in pairs or small groups. Key: 1 A figure with a red heart. 'I'll be loving youi. Yes, he's her husband. 2 Frou-Frou. His secretary. With a lipstick kiss. He opened it. 3 He waded into a pool to get her tadpoles. 4 Two. 5 One. 6 Her first love - a family friend. 7 Seven. A handsome boy. A boy with spots. 8 It asked her to propose to .him. Follow-up: Write your own Valentine anecdote - real or imaginary. Design a Valentine's card.
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Postcards f r o m John Type of activity whole class melee then pairwork retelling news from a postcard and plotting a journey on a map LevelITime required intermediatelshorter than average Games material Texts: A Delhi; B Kathmandu 1; C Kathmandu 2; D Calcutta; E Mandalay; F Chiang Mai; G Hong Kong; H Bali; I Sydney Route map Function practised . describing scenes and past events Structures past tenses, present perfect, present simple and continuous Lexical areas foreign travel, landscapes, cityscapes, etc.
Problem vocabulary A Delhi: immigration, curfew, riots, demonstration, stuck B Kathmandu 1: hellish, wing (of a house), palace, arrested, smuggling, mistaken identity, freed, case, trekking C Kathmandu 2: trekked, temple, yeti, sherpa, scuffling, grabbed, torch, creature, all fours, rucksack, trial D Calcutta: ashamed, perspective, mugged E Mandalay: ruined, temples, crocodile F Chiang Mai: tribe, ethnic, costume, trek, idyllic, kidnapped, bandits, opium smuggling, civil war, guerrillas, jungle, camouflage, armed G Hong Kong: wandering, super, bustle, stopover H Bali: tropical, paradise, cobras, heaven, froze, scream, stroke of luck, pounced, grabbed I Sydney: wheelchair, knocked down, ribs, loan, plaster
How to use the activity Make enough copies of the nine postcard texts, A-I, for the students to have one each, with as much variety in the class as possible. Make enough copies of the route map for the students to have one each. You might like to begin by asking what is the longest journey any of your students have undertaken. Then give everyone a postcard and a route map. If you have fewer than nine students, give some people more than one card. If you have more than nine but fewer than eighteen students, explain that some cards will be duplicates. If you have eighteen or more students, play the game in two groups. Tell the students that they have all received cards from a mutual friend called John who is travelling in Asia. Ask them to read their card and to plot on the map the section of the journey he describes. They should also mark the map with the appropriate symbol for the adventure that took place in that country. Go round the class and help as required. When they have finished ask everyone to stand up and move around talking to other people to find out news about John. The object of the activity is to plot John's journey on the map and mark each country with the appropriate symbol. As they finish ask them to sit down with a partner and to compare maps. Key: Delhi (closed bank); Kathmandu (prison bars); Kathmandu (yeti); Calcutta (passport); Mandalay (crocodile); Chiang Mai (guns); Hong Kong (bath); Bali (snake); Sydney (hospital bed).
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Evacuees Type of activity whole class m6lee then pairwork/small groups retelling an evacuee's experiences and completing extracts from their letters home LevelITime required intermediate (though introductory passage is harder)/shorter than average Games material Texts: Introductory text; A; B; C; D; E; F; G; H Worksheet Function practised narrating past experiences Structures past tenses Lexical areas war, domestic life
............................................................. ....................................................... Problem vocabulary Introductory text: urban, threat, rural, idyllic, hell, evacuation, inasterpiece, profound, uprooted, gas mask, dispatched, amounted to, cockney, manure, come in for my share of, take someone in, halcyon, city slicker, vulnerable, air raid, inkling, momentous A: pilchards, wallop, dish up B: spots, eventually, nod, bairns C: peacocks, billets, vicar, gear-lever, swastika, bobby, interrogate D: fortunate, viaduct, rails, sigh o f relief E: greasy, plait, braid, scullery, consent, allowance, treated F: tortoise, put to sleep, bravely, vet, cargo, forced, sorrowfully G: bolted, crawled, straw, dashing H: devise, insist, unsealed, deposited, accommodated, overjoyed How to use the activity Copy an introductory text and a worksheet for each student. Make enough copies of the eight texts, A-H, for the students to have one each, with as much variety as possible in the class. Use the introductory text and pictures to stimulate discussion on evacuees: How did the children feel? How did their parents feel as they saw them off at the station? What problems and difficulties would there be for the host families?, etc. Give out one text describing an evacuee's experience to each student, ensuring that as far as possible everyone gets a different text. If there are more than eight in your class, do the activity in groups. Ask the students to read the text and assimilate the information, while you circulate and deal with any queries. When they have finished, ask them to stand up and walk around the class, telling their story. They should tell the story as if they were the evacuees and the events happened to them. With a strong group, the texts can be collected in as soon as they have finished reading: weaker students may find it helpful to retain the texts until they have retold their story a couple of times and are feeling more confident. The object of the activity is to listen to as many stories as possible in order to be able to complete a worksheet. You can set a time limit for this part of the activity if you like. When they have finished, or the time limit is up, ask them to sit down again and give them a worksheet to complete. They should try to complete this individually as far as possible, but may work in pairs or small groups to help each other when they have done as much as they can by themselves. Key: 1 a tin of pilchards and some bread and water ...for the butter...wallop round the head. 2 we were two plain little girls wearing glasses. 3 him...his son. 4 the train came off the rails and we fell into the water underneath. 5 plait...braid it...5 p.m....money comes from our parents...we get medicine. 6 the vet ...soldier...the tortoise...vet ...put him in the park. 7 outside...the chicken house...she brought me in...holes coat. 8 our letters from home and insisted on reading our letters...wrote to tell our parents we were unhappy...the door locked and our belongings in the garden ...seafront...lady with a dog...we could go home with her.
Follow-up: Students can imagine they are one of the evacuees and write a letter home to their parents about their new life.
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Urban myths Type of activity whole class m@IPeor groups of eight retelling a story and finding the person with the ending Level/Time required intermediatelaverage Games material Texts: A Take a break; B A nasty set-to; C A low note; D Phone home; E Signed, sealed and delivered; F An unfair cop; G Tow job; H Fitted-up wardrobe Endings 1-8 Function practised narration Structures past simple, past perfect, past continuous Lexical areas crime, driving
Problem vocabulary A Take a break: laden down, scruffy, punk, fuming, gathering up, storming out B A nasty set-to: mates, cement mixer truck, thrilled him to bits, soft-top, fist, brim, shrug, bid C A low note: chattering, veering, windscreen wiper dented, wing, witnessed D Phone home: doubleglazing, receiver, whispered E Signed, sealed and delivered: trenchcoat, dog+ared, squinted, scrawl, barrel, thrusting, shoved, holdall, booty, baffled, track down F An unfair cop: joyriders, serial killers, flashed, ajar, poke around, flustered, ciggies G Tow job: speedchecks, taken aback, summons, crucial H Fitted-up wardrobe: keep an eye on, chaps, rack his brains How to use the activity Make enough copies of the eight texts, A-H, and the eight endings for the students to have one text and one ending each, with as much variety as possible in the class. Explain the meaning of 'Urban Myths' - apocryphal stories, usually beginning: 'This happened to a friend of a friend of mine...' and told to you by acquaintances, or sometimes complete strangers, in bars. Give each student a story and an ending. The ending should not correspond to their story! (If you prefer to play the game in small groups of eight, instead of as a whole class activity, divide the students into groups first and then give each group eight stories and endings to be shuffled and dealt out randomly.) Students should read their story and try to write a sentence to end the story. The object of the activity is to then find the person with the real ending to their story.
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Famous last words Type of activity whole class m@leethen groups of four retelling anecdotes about famous witticisms and filling in speech bubbles LevelITime required intermediatelshorter than average Games material Introductory cartoons Parker, Coward, Wilde, Whistler cartoons Texts: A; B; C; D; E; F; G; H; I; J; K; L; M; N; 0; P Worksheet Function practised reporting what other people said Structures past tenses, reported speech Lexical areas social occasions, art, music, theatre
.......................................................................................................................... Problem vocabulary Parker, Coward, Wilde, Whistler cartoons: disaster, genius, good shot, feigning, dim-witted, impresario, blew his brains out, featuring, prodigy, engage in, would-be, insulter, foyer, rotten, customs officer, scintillating A: nosey B: threatened, legal action, sue C: bust D: son o f a gun, snapped, exception E: get the better of, latter, enclosing F: potty G: courteously H: rebuked, intoxicated, sober I: ill-received, stage, cabled J : hostess K: tone-deaf, orchestra, dominoes L: would-be, pompous, scribbled M: despair of, disconsolately, easel, masterpiece, perspective, alter N: snapshot 0: afford P: cabinetmaker, sketch
How t o use the activity Make one copy of the introductory cartoons for each student. Make enough copies of the Parker, Coward, Wilde, Whistler cartoons for one half of the students to have a copy each. Make enough copies of the sixteen texts, A-P, for the students to have one text each, with as much variety as possible in the class. Make enough copies of the worksheet for one quarter of the students to have a copy each. Begin by giving everyone a copy of the introductory cartoons and talking about them together. Find out if the students know who the people are (Sir Winston Churchill, war leader and oneliner extraordinary; George Bernard Shaw, playwright, critic, socialist; Pablo Picasso, Spanish artist, sculptor and wry wit; Groucho Marx, US comic, maker of snappy remarks) and give them a little background if they don't. If you have an overhead projector, you may prefer to copy the introductory cartoons onto an OHT for this discussion, rather than hand out copies. Put the students into pairs and give each pair a copy of the Parker, Coward, Wilde, Whistler cartoons. Ask the students to work in pairs to match the stories with their last lines. When they have done this, give each student one of the sixteen texts, A-P. If you have fewer than sixteen students, give some students two texts. If you have more than sixteen students, some students will have the same text. Ask them to read and memorise the details of the story so that they can tell it to others. When they are ready, ask them to get up and walk around the class telling their story to other people. You can put a time limit on this part of the activity if you like. When they have finished or the time limit is up, regroup them into fours and give each group a worksheet to fill in. The object of the activity is to see how many exchanges they can remember and fill in. Key: 1 h, 2c, 3i, 49, 5d, 6f, 7b, 8a, 9e. Worksheet 1 'How much are you paid?' 'Oh, I don't get paid in dollars. The lady of the house just lets me sleep with her.' 2 'Your title, A Night in Casablanca, is too close to our title, Casablanca.' 'I'II sue you for using the word "Brothers".' 3 'What do you think of the latest Victor MatureIHedy Lamarr film?' 'You can't expect the public to get excited about a film where the leading man's bust is bigger than the leading lady's.' 4 'You old son-of-agun, you probably don't remember me.' 'I never forget a face but in your case I'II be glad to make an exception.' 5 'One for yourself and one for a friend - if you have one.' 'I can't make it, but can I have tickets for the second night - if there is one.' 6 'After all, they say he's potty.' 'They say he can't hear either.' 7 '1 hope to photograph you again on your hundredth birthday.' 'I don't see why not. You look reasonably fit to me.' 8 'You're drunk.' 'And you, madam, are ugly. But I shall be sober tomorrow.' 9 '1 will stage your play.' 'Better never than late.' 10 'Are you enjoying yourself?' 'Certainly. There is nothing else here to enjoy.' 1 1 'What would you like us to play next?' 'Dominoes.' 12 'Lady Blank will be at home on Tuesday between four and six o'clock.' 'Mr Bernard Shaw likewise.' 13 'It's a masterpiece.' 'No, the nose is all wrong. It throws the whole picture out of perspective.' 'Then why not alter the nose?' 'I can't find it.' 14 '1 don't like modern paintings because they aren't realistic.' 'My, is she really as small as that?' 15 'Why don't you have any of your own paintings on
your walls?' 'I can't afford them.' 16 'How much will it cost?' 'Nothing at all. Just sign the sketch.'
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10 Body language Type of activity jigsaw in four groups then groups of four sharing information on different nationalities' gestures and completing a worksheet on body language in different countries LeveljTime required upper intermediatelshorter than average Games material Texts: lntroductory text; A; B; C; D Questionnaire Function practised describing customs Structures present simple, present perfect, present continuous Lexical areas nationalities, gestures
.......................................................................................................................... Problem vocabulary lntroductory text: light-hearted, gaffes, collide, reverse, fascinating, mingling, signals, cast, globe, rubbing shoulders, posture, gesture, body-lingo, mutually incomprehensible, unwitting, insult A: cheery, thumbs up, cabbies, clonks, devastatingly, insulting, incidentally, thumb a lift, luggage trolley, onlooker, worthless rogue B: give offence, assailed, tremendous, itch, tug, earlobe, insult, rotten, sponger, watch it, mate, sneaky, so-and-so, get lost, pansy, ineffably, hang around C: ring-gesture, glancing, remarks, sou, enraged, obscenity, chokes, appalls, go to hell, restrained, punch, maitre d', outthrust, palms, promptly, skewers D: eyelid, make a pass at, thrust, palms, gesture, descended from, smear, filth, condemned, gutter, vile, taboo, give two fingers, misinterpretation, the wonder is, functions, flattering
.......................................................................................................................... How to use the activity Copy an introductory text and a questionnaire for each student. Make enough copies of text A for one quarter of the students to have a copy each, and the same for texts B, C and D. You might like to preface this activity with a short class discussion on body language and gestures. Demonstrate a few gestures (counting to ten, 'I don't know', 'You're crazy', etc.) and ask the students for their equivalents, if they are from a different cultural background. Then hand out the introductory text to all students and
discuss the gestures described in it. Divide the class into four groups, A, B, C and D. Give text A to each student in group A, text B to all those in group B, etc. Give them time to read their text and to memorise the information it contains, while you circulate to deal with queries. Then regroup the students into fours, so that each new group contains an A, a B, a C and a D. Ask them to share the information they have just read with the other members of the group. They should use their own words, as far as possible, without looking back at the text. If you want to make things difficult for an advanced group, tell them that no hand movements are allowed - they must explain everything in words! The object of the activity is to collect as much information as possible in order to complete the questionnaire. When the students have finished sharing information, give them each a copy of the questionnaire. They should complete it individually without consultation in the first instance and then, when everyone in the group has got as far as they can, they may help each other. Students may like to see copies of all the texts at the end.
.................................................................................................................... Key: 1 A 'moutza' is an insulting Greek gesture (palms up). 2 A 'Victory V' is the first two fingers held up in a V-sign (V for Victory). 3 Britain. 4 Because an outstretched thumb is insulting. 5 'Thumbs-up' in Britain means 'fine', 'OK1. 6 Go to hell. 7a Saudi Arabia. 7b South America. 8a Zero. 8b A-OK. 8c Money. 8d I'll kill you. 8e An obscenity. 9a You rotten sponger. 9b You'd better watch it. 9c You sneaky little so and so. 9d Get lost you pansy. 9e Something wonderful. Follow-up: Write a set of guidelines for staff working at Heathrow Airport, or imagine an international misunderstanding and write the resulting dialogue.
11 Time warp Type of activity pairwork then groups of four reading a text about life a hundred years ago and sharing the information LevelITime required upper intermediatelaverage Games material Worksheet Texts: 50 years ago; Today; A Six in the bed; B Life was hard; C 'Children should be seen and not heard'; D Appearances Function practised talking about life in past times Structures past tenses, would (to express habits), may have Lexical areas work, living conditions, children's behaviour, clothes Problem vocabulary 50 years ago: shame, vandalism, nonexistent, respected,
issue, instil, make-believe, porridge, poultry, dull, itchy, siblings, social stigma, errands, treat, comics, three Rs, 11-plus, specifically, wireless, wring, baking Today: differentiated, pest, menace, supplemented, well equipped, service industry, guilty, current, casual, hand-medowns, outfit, non-issue, get away with, cheeky, misbehave, deterrent, munch, snack, take-away A Six in the bed: crowded, a lot to do with, strict, nurseries, cr@ches,mill, neglecting, tragedy, communal, blunder, survive B Life was hard: rough, survive, poultry, stagger, pail, scarcely, beloved, admired, nursing, soothe, hush, rock, dandle, distracted, conduct, guardianship, weary, sheaves, cart, line up with, gritty C 'Children should be seen and not heard': answer back, boxed my ears, chatter, strict, behaviour, fussiness, tolerated, grace, swallowed, hasty, suet pudding and treacle, unsuitable, forbidden, slogan, dull, punishment, feature, leather, chastisement, yard, strap, strip, bruises D Appearances: scarce, bargains, second-hand, hand-medowns, patched, mended, swap, cropped, plait, crimped How to use the activity Make one copy of the worksheet for each student. Make enough copies of the text 50 years ago for half the students to have a copy each and enough copies of Today for the other half. Make enough copies of text A for one quarter of the students to have a copy each, and the same for texts B, C and D. Ask the students for anecdotes: differences between their parents and themselves, or between themselves and younger or older brothers and sisters for example. Then give each student the worksheet with the introductory paragraph and headings. Ask the students to talk in pairs about how they think children have changed over the last fifty years in relation to the topics on the worksheet. (This should be kept fairly brief.) Then give one student in each pair the 50 years ago text and the other the Today text. Ask them to match the headings on the worksheet with the paragraphs in their text. When they have finished, ask them to share their information with their partner. Then ask the pairs to join up together into groups of four. Give each student in the group a different text (A, B, C or D) describing children's life a hundred years ago. Ask them to complete part two of the worksheet, first choosing the headings that apply to their text and then making brief notes under each heading, on the back of their worksheet. When they have done this, get them to tell the others in the group about their life. The object of the activity is to imagine they are a child of a century ago and to tell the others about their life. Key: 50 years ago - clothes f, games d, money g, transport h, home a, holidays b, discipline c, bedtime k, food e, music j, school i; Today - clothes h, games i, money c, transport b, homed, holidays g, discipline j, bedtime a, food k, music e, school f Followup: Write a letter from ch~ldnow.
Curious customs Type of activity whole class m@Iee finding out about traditional customs and filling in a calendar LevelITime required upper intermediatelaverage Games material Texts: A New Year's Day; B Shrove Tuesday; C Kissing Friday; D April Fool's Day; E May Day; F Halloween; G Mischief Night; H New Year's Eve Worksheet Function practised describing habits and customs Structures present simple Lexical areas customs and rituals
.......................................................................................................................... Problem vocabulary A New Year's Day: rise, make the round, mincepies, fool B Shrove Tuesday: festival, pancake, fair, cane, skipping, blocked, lengths, clothesline, abreast C Kissing Friday: mixed class, embarrassment, lad, proved, encountered, expostulate, turmoil D April Fool's Day:joyous, hoax, pigeon, come in for their share, fooling, needlework, taken in, exempt, glueing, stuck, yell, eggshell, sense o f humour, fright E May Day: maidens, rise, dawn, dew, ensure, complexion, pimples, freckles, customary, rite, thereafter, maypole, garlands, stool, lace curtain F Halloween: tub, basin, floated, stab, hook, nail, cored, supernatural influences, peel, initial, represents, stands for, vigorously, row, part G Mischief Night: mischief, hooliganism, lawlessness, permissible, assaulted, bogus, hoisted, daubed, coated, treacle, tripped over, unscrewed, tapped, drainpipes, stuffed, set alight, wet through, ashes, loop, door knobs, tugging H New Year's Eve: ashes, afresh, assist, wealth, health, household, first-footer, welcomed, hospitality, threshold, ensure, well-being, spirit, siren, sprig, evergreen, toast (drink) How to use the activity Make enough copies of text A for one eighth of the students to have a copy each, and the same for texts B - H. Make enough copies of the worksheet for a quarter of the class. Begin by asking students about customs and rituals on special days in their countries. (This is a good activity to do either on a day when it is one of their own festivals, or on a British festival, or as part of a British Life and Institutions course.) Divide the class into eight groups, A, B, C, D, E, F, G and H. Give text A to each student in group A, text B to those in group B, etc.
Tell them they are going to read abut customs that take place on certain festival days in Britain. Give the groups time to read their text and discuss it. Go round and help as necessary. When they have finished, ask them all to stand up. The object of the activity is to find out as much as possible about customs that take place on other festival days. To do this they will have to move around the class telling each other about their day and the rituals that happen on it. When they have finished or the time limit (1 0-1 5 minutes) is up, put them in groups of four and give each group a worksheet. They should work together to complete the worksheet, filling in the calendar with the names of the days and the activities and customs that happen on those days. Round off the activity by going through the calendar and asking what happens on each day. Key: January - New Year's Day, children ask for gifts; February - Shrove Tuesday, people make and throw pancakes, everyone goes skipping, a bell is rung; February Kissing Friday, boys can kiss any girl they like; April - April Fool's Day, children tell people things that aren't true, children play tricks on grown-ups; May - May Day, girls wash their faces in the dew, children visit houses with garlands of flowers; October - Halloween, girls put nuts in the fire, girls brush their hair in front of the mirror, children play duck apple, girls throw apple peel over their shoulder; November - Mischief Night, children play tricks on grown-ups; December - New Year's Eve, people place money and bread outside the door, householders welcome a tall dark man with wood, coal and silver coins.
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1 3 Village gossip Type of activity whole class melee (minimum of 8) then pairwork retelling information from a document about village history and filling in a questionnaire LevelITime required upper intermediatellonger than average Games material Village map Texts: A Grey House; B Rose Cottage; C Hazel Cottage; D Manor Farm; E Willow Cottage; F Honeysuckle Cottage; G Annie's Cottage; H Swallow Cottage Questionnaire Function practised narrating past events Structures past tenses Lexical areas village life: love, crime, school, church, quarrels, ghosts, weddings
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charges, break-in, culminated, kidnapped, ransom, unavailable for comment, coma, consciousness B Rose Cottage: grace, melt, grateful, volunteered, charabanc, smocking, outing, Reverend, eloquent, combination, spiritual wholesomeness, masculinity, fluttering,refrained, parish, blush, enhanced, choir practice C Hazel Cottage: benefit, explorations, forte, timekeeping, common factor, breadth, precocious, verbal dexterity, inestimable, rarity, instinctive, skill, unequalled, forays, brace, harvest, necessitates, prolonged D Manor Farm: heartfelt, token, benighted, ablaze, chapel, peal, echo, oak, pews, flock, blessed, ailments, weaving, exquisite, hassocks, fellowship E Willow Cottage: insurrection, rebellion, sedition, parishioners, combat, slain, pistol, pierced, wounded, duelling, outlawed, settle, disputes, baptized, font, upstanding, length and breadth, upbringing, naught, fled, distress, betwixt, ghosts, haunted, revelation, presence, glimpsed, apparition, pistol, vanishing, duel F Honeysuckle Cottage: decade G Annie's Cottage: fitfully, treat, cruel, hard-hearted, means, disposal, witness, deceived, depth, suffer, dragged through the mire, scandal, gossip, unworthy H Home Farm: out o f sorts, wedding breakfast, gallon, undercoat, gloss How to use the activity
Make one copy of the village map for each student. Make enough copies of the eight texts, A-H, for the students to have one text each. Play this game with at least eight students, so that you can ensure that someone in the class has information about a character/home. (If you have more than eight students, some texts will be duplicated - this doesn't matter, two or more people can live in the same house. You can group people living at the same address together if you like.) Make enough copies of the questionnaire to give one to each pair for the pairwork. You might like to begin with a discusion about neighbours and community life. How well do students know their neighbours?Were people friendlier in the past? Give everyone a map of the village and explain that they all live in this village. Then give out one text to each student. Explain that they found this document in the attic of the house where they live and that it gives some information about the previous occupants of the house. Give them some time to read and absorb the information and go round and help as necessary. Then ask them to stand up and move around the class, telling the other members of the village about the juicy details they have discovered. The object of the activity is to build up a picture of who lived where in the 1920s and to fill in their maps with names and descriptions of who lived and what happened in each house. When the students have finished listening to each others' stories, put them in pairs and give each pair a questionnaire to fill in.
Key: a Grey House; b Rose Cottage; c Swallow Cottage, Annie's Cottage; d Hazel Cottage; e The Old Rectory; f Manor Farm; g Home Farm; h Willow Cottage; i Church Cottage; j Honeysuckle Cottage; k Willow Cottage Follow up: Ask students to imagine who lived in Manor Farm, the Old Barn and Church Cottage and to write documents containing scandal or gossip about their inhabitants.
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Type of activity whole class m@leethen pair work retelling a description of a half day's work to find the person with the other half Level/Time required upper intermediatelaverage Games material Texts: A; B; C; D; E; F Information sheet Photos Function practised describing daily routines Structures present simple, passive Lexical areas work, leisure, hobbies Problem vocabulary A: fiendish attachment, aromatic, vignettes, nonsense, well brought-up, disarray, efficiency, grace, vying, dominance, deny, unsolicited, fabulous, zucchini B: issue, chit-chat, minimalised, sensual gratification, longhand, disbelief, suspended, indulgence C: bull, take advantage, flatter, contours, macho, responsibility, glory, stress, foolish, shocked, tossed, ribs, react D: superstitious, touch-up, dangling, criticism, failure, risk, administration, logistics, calamities, recurring nightmares E: exhausted, muck out, cereal, incentive, irritating, treatment. tack
F: invoices, debts, chap, tougher, effective, legal action, mucking out, cosmetics, shattered
.......................................................................................................................... How to use the activity Make enough copies of the six texts, A-F, for the students to have one text each, with as much variety as possible in the class. Copy one information sheet for each student. Make enough copies of the sets of photos for half the class to have one each, or alternatively one set to display on the wall. Each of the texts, A-F, represents half a day (either up to or after lunchtime) in the life of one of the three characters in the photos. Begin with a short discussion on what time of day the students like best and why.
Give each student one text, ensuring that as far as possible students get different texts. Try to ensure too, that each student has a partner somewhere in the class, with the other half of the day. If you have an odd number of students, there will be one group of three rather than a pair. Give each student an information sheet and ask them to read their text and fill in the information sheet as far as possible, although there will be some questions that they cannot answer at this stage. While they are doing this, circulate and deal with any problems and queries. When they have finished, ask them to stand up and walk around the class, telling other people about their lifestyle, hobbies and habits. The object of the activity is to find someone who they think is their 'other half'. When they find this person, they should check with you and then, if they are correct, they should go and sit together and find out in detail how the missing half of the day is spent, completing their information sheets. Finally, give each pair a set of photos and ask them to identify which character is theirs. Alternatively you could display one set of photos for all the students to look at. Key: A and B, C and D, E and F. Follow-up: Get students to write a letter or a diary entry from the character, or imagine a dialogue between two of the characters.
Guilty secrets Type of activity jigsaw in five groups then groups of five retelling an anecdote and discussing reactions to it Level/Time required upper intermediatelaverage Games material Texts: A Headmaster; B Novelist; C Writer; D Journalist; E Cartoonist Worksheet Function practised narrating past experiences Structures past tenses Lexical areas daily life: love, marriage, school, babycare, feelings, emotions Problem vocabulary A Headmaster: headmaster, sin, essay, biography, moral, heading, resist, cheat, guilty, error, arch rival, unbearable, anthology B Novelist: astonishing, ravaged, nap, snack, extract, gush, compound, dilemma, cot, desperate, howling, choked, glance, staggered, circumstances, dreadlocks, hesitation, palms, dabble, gratitude, lick C Writer: series, receptive, sheer, tenacity, persistent, yell, inevitable, giggled, automatically, Pavlovian, insistent
D Journalist: swaggering, the coast was clear, grandly, sinking heart, abuse, electoral register, painstakingly, desperate, personnel manager, deputy, documents, dial, assignment E Cartoonist:shin, characteristics, kick, crumpled, self-pity, ruin, threw up, reaction, hop, stool, consume, top up with, peer, letter flap, agony, casualty, grave, shamefacedly, limp, in plaster, haste, rival, trip How to use the activity Make enough copies of the five texts, A-E, for the students to have one text each, with as much variety as possible in the class. Copy one worksheet for each student. You might like to begin by telling the class a short anecdote about something embarrassing that happened to you. Unless your class know each other very welllare pretty uninhibited, it is probably better not to ask for personal revelations from them at this point! Divide the class into five groups, A, B, C, D and E . Give text A to each student in group A, text B to all those in group B, etc. Give each student a worksheet. Ask the students to read their text and complete section A of their worksheet, while you circulate and deal with any problems and queries. When they have finished, ask the students in each group to talk about their reactions to the incident: to discuss what the character involved felt at the time and how he/she feels about the incident now, comparing their answers on the worksheet. Then regroup the students into fives, so that each new group contains an A, a B, a C, a D and an E. The object of the activity is for the students to tell their stories to each other as if the experience had happened to them, and to fill in section B of their worksheet as they are listening to the others. After each anecdote the students should compare reactions. Key: Answers will vary.
.......................................................................................................................... Problem vocabulary A The crow: crow, pitcher, relieved, swiftly, stooped, strained, thereupon, overturn, alas, pebbles, creep, brim, quench, carry out B The mice: ridding, rejected, tyrant, necessity, invention C The ass ( I ): ass, humble, track, rounding a bend, bog, stumbling, clumsily, frantic, struggling, sink, mud, amidst, horde, leaping, woe, groaned, bray, piteously, sigh, splashed, mire, fuss, confidence, disaster D The ass (2): ass, fruitless, hunting, padded, plump, foolishly, munching ,crunching, briar, perched, stile, rangy, cock, crowing, offended, bounded, haste, idly, plucked, galloped, mere, jungle, error, custom, familiar E The dove: dove, ant, bubbling, blade, slipped, current, snatched, struggling, pity, distress, branch, delay, clambered, nimbly, stroll, trap, net, heel, take fright, misfortune, sincerity F The bear: face to face with, fear, single-handed, match for, sniffing, courage, held his breath, perch, wisely, leave in the lurch, good turn G The tortoise: tortoise, eagle, dusty, wheeling, circling, dissatisfied, long to, freedom, soar, swoop, ponder, discontented, enviously, seizing, favourable, opportunity, treasures, monarch, declined, task, absurd, pressed by, entreaties, height, loose, hold, bidding, misguided, dashed to pieces, hatched H The maid: milkmaid, balancing, prospects, a tidy price, stock, spoil, gown, grand, seek out, shrug, toss, toppled, smashed, spilt, trickled, dust, overambitious, destroy I The miser: miser, mean, goods, property, melted, solid, mass, buried, hoard, gloat, spy on, villain, went out of his mind, loss, crowd J The lion: weakness, prey, den, condition, concern, beasts, pay respects, wily, lair, renowned, cunning, consolation, bless you, uneasy, footsteps, emerging, riches
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Loose morals Type of activity whole class melee then pairs retelling a fable and finding the appropriate moral LevelITime required upper intermediatelaverage Games material Texts: A The crow; B The mice; C The ass ( 1 ) ; D The ass (2); E The dove; F The bear; G The tortoise; H The maid; I The miser; J The lion Function practised narrating a story Structures past tenses Lexical areas animals
.......................................................................................................................... How to use the activitv Make enough copies of the ten texts, A-J, for the students to have one different text each. If you have more than ten students, play the game in two or more groups. If you have fewer than ten students in the class or group, leave out one or more of the pairs of texts (A/B, C/D, E/F, G/H, I / J ) . (If you have an odd number of students a loose moral will be unavoidable! You will end up with one group of three instead of a pair.) Tell the students they are going to read fables or moral tales, mostly about animals. Ask them if they can think of proverbs or sayings from their cultures which involve animals, e.g. the early bird catches the worm. Give each student a text and ask them to read the story and memorise the details for retelling, while you circulate and help with problems or difficulties. When they have finished, tell them that the moral at the bottom of the story is not the right moral for that story. They should walk around the class, telling their fable to other students. The object of the activity is to find another student who has a story which fits their moral. The students should not tell anyone their morals until they have found the right story.
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17 Roots Type of activity jigsaw in three groups then groups of three reading and retelling old family letters and completing a family tree LevelITime required Texts A and B:upper intermediate; Text C is easier/ longer than average Games material Family tree Role cards: Karen, Gary, Lucy, Alex, Tracey, Jason Texts: A Lily's will/Accompanying letter; B Cutting from the Pennine BuglelLetter; C Letter Function practised talking about past events Structures past tenses Lexical areas family history, character, emotions Problem vocabulary A Lily's will: will, estate, arable, grazing, in my name, funeral expenses, death duties, exception, expression, carbolic soap, foul, cookpot, bethink, kettle, investments, in trust, capital Accompanying letter: Iam not long for this world, in my bones, set the record straight, up to you, squabbling, bickering, the hereafter, set eyes on, treat, pack, heartache, inherit, fellsides, strength o f character, property, memorial, rejected, pettiness, meanness, soured, raise a family, foolish, pride, humility, virtuous, respect, shed tears B Cutting from the Pennine Bugle: scandal, detained, undercover regiment, den o f corruption, sheeprustling network, issue, statement, charges, persistence, decade, unprecedented, investigations, stockbreeders, traders, acre, currently, alleged, rationing, widespread, black market, slaughter houses, accomplice, revolving round, barracks, magistrate's court Letter: operation, teething, worn out, clearing up, lining, capable of, fishy, blossom, folk, torture, bear to, set eyes on, owes C Letter: fells, a wink o f sleep, overdue, another living soul, pregnant, on account of, in the family way, bore a child, out of wedlock, jealousy, barren, stroke, quarrelsome
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Make enough copies of text A for one third of the students to have a copy each, and the same for texts B and C. Ask students how far back they can name people from their family. How much do they know about their ancestors? Divide the class. into three groups, A, B, and C. Within each group divide the students into pairs so that as far as possible everyone is working with a partner. Tell the students that they all come from a large family, and the three groups they are in represent three different branches of the family. Unfortunately, because of some old family feuds, the three branches do not know each other. Their task is to find out as much as possible about their ancestors and discover what happened in the past. Give each student a copy of the family tree and a role card as follows: Group A pairs: Karen, Gary Group B pairs: Lucy, Alex Group C pairs: Tracey, Jason Give them some time to read their card and t o fill in their family tree with as much information as possible. They can discuss and compare notes in their pairs. Then tell them that some documents about their family have recently come to light: group A have found an old will and letter (text A), group B have found a newspaper cutting with note attached (text B), and group C have an old unposted letter (text C). Give each group copies of the relevant text. Allow them time to read and discuss the texts and to complete the family tree as far as possible. Go round and give help as required. When they have finished, regroup the students into threes, so that each new group contains an A, a B, and a C. The object of the activity is to tell each other what family scandals they have unearthed, and to finish completing their family trees. Key: Lily - Henry
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18 Ghost stories Type of activity two groups then pairwork retelling a ghost story and finding the ending LevelITime required upper intermediatellonger than average Games material Texts: On the Brighton road; The clock Endings: A, B Function practised narrating a story Structures past tenses Lexical areas house, landscape Problem vocabulary On the Brighton road: downs, sparkling, blended, keenness, alternation, vacant, limbs, grimly, loitered, stooping, huskily, lonesome, limping, casually, dog-tired, knocking about, hay, smack in your face, lurched, doubtfully, strained, pneumonia, workhouse, winked, vanished The clock: waylaid, bounded, flagged, conveys, quilts, vibration, mechanism, motion, indentation, reluctantly, capacious, pull myself together, winding-screw, running down, fumble, hopping, scratching A: splashed, thawing, begged, crept, trudging, slushy, fragile, aghast B: grip, negotiated, sash-window, fainting fit How to use the activity Make enough copies of the text 'On the Brighton road' and ending B for half the students in your class and enough copies of the text 'The clock' and ending A for the other half. Begin by asking the students if they believe in ghosts. Do they know any ghost stories? Divide the class into two groups, A and B. Give each student in group A a copy of the text 'On the Brighton road' and give each student in group B 'The clock'. If you have a large class, subdivide the two large groups into smaller groups to read and discuss the story. Tell them their stories are incomplete and ask them to think up a suitably chilling ending to the story. When they have discussed this, give each student in group A a copy of the ending to the other group's story (ending B) and each student in group B a copy of ending A. Ask them to discuss what they think came before it. Then regroup the students in pairs, so that each pair contains an A and a B, and ask them to retell their stories. The object of the activity is for each to contribute the ending to the other's story. Which were better, the real endings or their imagined ones?
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Follow-up: Students could write their own ghost stories. It might help to stimulate their imagination if you give them a list of elements to include, e.g. an old house, a portrait of an old gentleman, a bell, a creaking floorboard, a locked room. Alternatively, you could bring in a set of 'props': an old photo, a train ticket, a lace handkerchief, a pipe, etc.
19 Murder in t h e library Type of activity jigsaw in three groups then groups of three retelling a story and solving a murder mystery Level/Time required upper intermediatellonger than average Games material Texts: A What the butler saw; B What the maid heard; C What the vicar felt Worksheet Functions practised narration, hypothesis Structures past tenses, conditionals, could have, might have, may have, can't have Lexical areas character, emotions Problem vocabulary A What the butler saw: parlour, furious, flirting, intimate, port, appealingly, surreptitiously, billiard room, ballroom, glimpse, urgent, piercing, gasped, fainted, decanter, smashed, stubs, candlestick, conservatory, unconscious, rushing B What the maid heard: formal, row, cast off, sobbing, rushed, slammed, overhearing, mean, gambling, short o f money, peeped, dashing, velvet, look like thunder, passionately, intimate, broke up, retired, embarrassed, muttered, murder, footsteps, piercing, gasped, fainted C What the vicar felt: confide in, express, congratulate, affect, will, in favour of, conscious, strained, atmosphere, tiff, thundercloud, broach the subject, endeavoured, anecdote, retire, snooker, urgent, port, parlour, distasteful, stroll, composing, slamming, grunted, strode, shrubbery, chime, terrace, aware, flash, strike
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A vicar called on an old lady who was one of his parishioners and was fascinated by her talking parrot. But he saw that the bird had a blue ribbon tied t o each leg and asked the lady why. 'If I pull the ribbon on his right leg,' she said, 'he sings me a happy hymn Onward Christian Soldiers - but if I am feeling sad, I pull the ribbon on his left leg and he sings a sad hymn - Abide With Me.' 'Wonderful,' said the vicar. 'And what if you pull both ribbons at once?'
A friend of mine was travelling by train and opposite him sat a gentleman reading The Times. Every so often he took a sheet of the newspaper, crumpled it up, opened the window, threw it out and shut the window. After he had done this a few times my friend said, 'Excuse me, but may I ask why you are doing that?' 'Oh yes,' he replied, 'it keeps the elephants away.' 'But,' my friend said, 'there aren't any elephants here.'
A man was out for a walk in the town and met a penguin, which started t o follow him. Now knowing what to do with it, he took it to the nearest police station and asked for advice. 'Take it to the Zoo,' they advised. Next day one of the policemen met the man in the street, still followed by the penguin. 'What are you doing with that penguin?' he said. 'I thought you were going to take it t o the Zoo.'
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The two mice heard a cat approaching their mousehole. 'Miaow ... Miaow ... Miaaoow ...' they heard first. Then 'Woof ... Woof ... Woof ...' the sound of an angry dog, followed by silence. Cautiously the two mice crept out of their hole - and the cat jumped on them, saying as he ate them up:
A lady was carrying out a survey of drinking habits. She rang the bell of a house and an army colonel answered. She explained: 'I am doing a survey into people's drinking habits. Would you mind giving me some information about yours?' 'Not at all,' replied the colonel. 'In fact I haven't had a drink since 1945.' 'Congratulations!' said the lady, 'that is quite an amazing achievement.'
A very unpleasant man went t o stay with his friend. After dinner his friend said, 'Would you like a coffee?' 'No -tea,' he replied. Later his friend asked him, 'Would you like a whisky?' 'No - brandy,' he replied. Next morning his friend asked, 'Would you like a cup of tea with your breakfast?' 'No - coffee,' he replied. His friend asked, 'Would you like your eggs scrambled or fried?' 'One fried, one scrambled,' he replied. After breakfast his friend asked, 'Did you enjoy your breakfast?' Reading Games, O Jill Hadfield and Charles Hadfield 1995
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Disappointed by the bird's lack of conversation, he complained to the pet shop owner, who sold him a mirror, and when this failed to make the canary talk, suggested some cuttle-fish wedged between the bars. This didn't work and the man returned daily to the shop where he was advised in turn to buy a swing, and then a ladder, and finally a bell to give the little bird a purpose in life. 'You will find,' said the pet shop owner, 'once he has had a swing, sharpened his beak on the cuttlefish, climbed the ladder and rung the bell, he will start talking.' A week later the man returned triumphant. 'It worked,' he said. 'He looked in the mirror, swung on the swing, climbed the
ladder, rang the bell and then fell backwards on to the floor of the cage with his feet in the air.' 'Did he say anything?'
A man walked into the doctor's surgery and bumped into a very young and
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A man had just finished his lunch in a restaurant and the waitress asked if he would take coffee. 'Yes, please,' he replied. The waitress went off but quickly returned and asked, 'With or without cream, sir?' 'Without,' he replied. After a long wait the waitress returned, rather anxious, and said apologetically,
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A former President of the United States was holding a dinner at the White House. Among the guests was a Red Indian Chief dressed in full costume. The President seated his Lady next t o the Red Indian Chief, t o make him feel comfortable and also because the Chief held 51% of a big oil company. When the dinner started and soup was served, the President's wife smiled at the Chief and said, 'You like-um soupee?' The Chief nodded his head. When the second course was served up she said, 'You like-um turkey?' Again the Chief smiled and nodded. This went on through every course. After coffee, the Chief had t o make a speech. He stood up and gave a brilliant speech in faultless English. He sat down t o deafening applause, and turning t o the President's wife, he said,
Two Belgians and two Dutchmen travelled regularly t o work on the same train. After a while the Dutchmen saw that the two Belgians only had one ticket between them and asked how they managed t o achieve this. They explained that when they hear the conductor approaching from the other end of the carriage, the two of them left their seats, went into the toilet and locked the door. When the conductor knocked on the toilet door saying, 'Tickets please', they pushed one ticket under the door. It was then stamped and pushed back under the door again. The Dutchmen thought this was a very good idea and the following morning bought one ticket between them. When they got t o their carriage there was only one Belgian. They told him what they had done and asked the Belgian if he had a ticket as he was travelling on his own. He said he did not have a ticket at all and when they asked how he proposed t o manage t o travel free of charge, he told them they would have t o wait and see until the conductor arrived, but he had no doubt that he would manage it without difficulty. As soon as they heard the conductor coming the two Dutchmen immediately went t o the toilet and locked the door.
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A small and weedy man arrived at a lumberjack camp in the northern forests of Canada. All the men working at the camp were at least six feet tall, and simply couldn't believe that the new arrival was a lumberjack. They gave him a very small axe and took him to a small tree. The man chopped the tree down with one blow. The big lumberjacks immediately decided to teach him a lesson. They gave him one of the largest and heaviest axes that they could find and took him to a particularly tall and thick tree. 'Go on, cut this down,' they said. 'All right,' he replied. Within a very few minutes the new arrival had sent the big tree crashing down. 'Amazing,' said the lumberjacks, 'but how on earth is it that someone as small and thin as you can cut trees so well? Where do you come from?' 'The Sahara,' he replied. 'But there are no trees in the Sahara,' said one of the lumberjacks.
A doctor, an architect and a politician argued whose was the oldest profession. 'Obviously, the medical profession is the oldest,' said the doctor, 'because the first doctor was the one who took the rib out of Adam to create Eve.' The architect disagreed. 'God was the first architect. He created order out of chaos, so mine must be the oldest profession.'
A very successful young tycoon lost his business flair and was so worried he went to see his doctor. His doctor could find nothing wrong with him but suggested that he should see a brain specialist. He did this and was told that his brain was prematurely old and worn out but with modern brain transplant surgery he could be given a new one. He asked abut the cost, and the reply was that it depended on what type of brain he wanted - for example, he could have a legal brain for f 10,000, or a doctor's brain for £20,000 or an Army officer's brain for £40,000. 'That's ridiculous! An officer's brain can't cost twice as much as a doctor's!'
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'Of course not,' he replied. 'That proves it works!'
'Oh,' replied the man. 'That was yesterday. Today we are going t o the pictures.'
'I always knew it would be useful t o have a second language.'
'I know,' replied the colonel, looking at his watch. 'It is already 20.00 hours.'
'No,' he replied. 'You scrambled the wrong egg.'
'Yes, just before he died he said, "Did no one tell you about bird seed?".'
'No, but it's cured her hiccups.'
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I've still kept my first card. I was 11 and it was from a boy in my class who drew a picture of himself and me in a big red heart. He was the only blond boy in class so I knew from the picture that it was from him. I told my best friend, who promptly told everybody else, and he got teased by everyone. But we went swimming together that weekend and became good friends. At 13 1 sent my Dad a joke one. It said, 'To Pat, you don't know who I am - I think you're dishy.' I put perfume and a big lipstick kiss on it. He believed it and showed it to Mum to make her jealous but she knew that I'd sent it. Last year he was still boasting t o his friends about it so I told him the truth; he was really annoyed.
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0 Sportswoman The most surprising one came from a man I worked with. I thought of him just as a friend but then this romantic card with a red silk rose arrived and inside it was a message asking me to propose to him. I only send them to people who are depressed. When I was 12 1 sent one to a young boy in my class whom everybody ignored. I signed my name so that he knew he had a friend, and he was very happy. Ever since, I have sent them to boys who aren't the best lookers or who need cheering up.
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Novelist 1 In my school, founded by idealistic socialists, it was the custom for each child in the class to send a Valentine t o every other child. For this purpose we made our own very cheap cards. One 14 February, however, I received a very different sort of Valentine: garlanded with roses and forget-me nots and trimmed with paper lace. I never found out who sent it, but I dreamed over it for years.
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Well I've only been in India two days and already t h e adwntu6, started! I t took hours t o g e t through customs and immigration. and when I finally g o t on t h e bus I realized I'd arrived on t h e wrong day. There's a curfew on because of anti-government riots, and I only j u s t managed to find a hotel before t h e six o'clock evening curfew. Yesterday I was nearly shot by police who were trying t o control a demonstration, t h e banks are all closed and I don't know how long I'll be stuck here. With any luck I'll catch a bus t o Nepal on Saturday, so you could t r y sending a letter t o American Express in Kathmandu. I hope to be there until t h e end o f April. Bye for now,
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I made i t ! A hellish journey from Delhi, seventy people on a bus designed for thirty, with all their luggage. Anyway K is great,Tve found a great little hotel in t h e wing o f an old Maharajah's palace, with Buddhas all over t h e garden and wonderful chocolate cake of all things! This is a b i t better than t h e place I stayed in l a s t week - Kathmandhu jail! I was arrested for smuggling - a case of mistaken identity - luckily t h e British Consul here was able t o g e t me freed b u t I won't be able t o leave Nepal until t h e case is heard next month. I want t o go trekking in t h e Himalaya. I'll tell you about t h a t later.
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handle the macho bit.The problems come from the responsibility of knowing it is all down to me. My worst moments are when I am Cced with a hard bull and I am not ddng well, or when I am training on my own in the cold and rain. It Is not all glory. The nervous stress brings tears on occasions. My parents are proud of me now but when I told them I wanted to be a bullfighterthey were shocked. Fortunatelythey never stood in my way. Ithink they reasoned that it was better to have a daughter with a head full of foolish ideas than no ideas at all. But, as the Spanish say, Iwas born for this. I n e d to make f 50,000 a year to pay for the horses and the rest of my team. I have fallen off a lot and 1 have been tossed at least 10 times. The worst I have suffered is broken ribs. Of course it Is dangerow. The bull Is there to kill you. He doesn't think It's a game. When the bull gets you, it happens so quickly that you hardly have time to react. You just know you have to get up and save yourself.
At home I enjoy cooking, but when I'm travelling, 1 eat the regional food. If I am near the sea, 1 eat fish; if I'm inland, I like lamb. I am very, very superstitious. I was superstitious as a little girl but 1 am more so now. I will not put a hat on a bed, You only do that when someone dies. When I leave my room, I leave the light on and expect to see it still burning when I get back. I dress in a certain order. First, Itouch up my make up, then I put on my breeches, my blouse, the jacket, and then I polish my boots. When I am dressed, my friend Annie puts my hair up in a pony tail. Inside my blouse, dangling round my neck are f'nrecharms of La Virgen d d Ruclo and La Macarena. f am scared, not so much of being hurt, more of failure and criticism. Criticism h u e more than a fall. Some days, to do well, Itake risks Iwould not otherwise consider. I know I risk my life but I don't like to talk ahout it.So far I have never thought 1 was going to die. If Iever have children, 1'11 stop, It is not fair to take these risks If others depend on you. The day I stop will be the day I wake and think: I've had enough; that's it.
During the season I see very IittJe of Simon. Our paths do cross. My friends are the people Itravel with. 1 don't have hobbies. I don't take holidays. Maybe In the winter, when I am not fighting, I'll go to Paris to do some shopping. There is a lot of administration involved, such as making sure people get paid, or the logistie of constantly being on the move, or lastminute changes and catamities to be sorted. 1 have to be a businesswoman as well. A glass or two of red wine calms me down, especially before I go to bed. On the road, evenings usually consist of supper with my team. Ieat something off the menu. I'm in bed, hopefully asleep, by midnight. I'm a light sleeper and I have recurring nightmares. One is that the hmes aren't there. The mort awful one is a bull that chases me into the car, back to the hotel, and there's nothing I can do to stop it, until I wake up with a statt.
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Magnus needs plenty of exercise and hard work and that's not alway~easy as we don't haw a lot of land. The horses go out six morningsout of wen, and at least once a week we ride them on Dartmoor. My helper, comes round at about 8,30 and we get the horses ready. Bill tries to arrange his work so that he
In the afternoon I do my work as the secretary for the practice. 1 enter my husband's work from the previous day on the computer, type out letters and send out invoices. Bad debts have b m rather a problem: one chap left the country last year owing us £1000. I've got tougher about it now and 1 chase people up on the phone because that's a lot more effective. I tell them that if they don't pay up I shall take legal action. After a couple of hours 1 generally go into Okeharnptonto bank any cheques that have arrived, post letters and do a little shopping. When I get back I have t o walk the dog. She expects it and it helps to keep me flt. I hate running so Iwalk as fast as I can, either up the hills or in the woods near our house. At this time of year I'm not b a d till about 5.30 but in the darkness of winter it's nearer 4.30 and I love to sit down for half an hour and watch television. Then there's another round of mucking out and feeding the horses. t get back about seven and it's only
then that Ithink a b u t supper. I'll generally make something'from mince or chops with our own vegetables. I've just got time to have a bath whik t h e vegetables are cooking. I'm afraid I don't do much to look after my skin; I sometimes remember to use a moisturising cream at night but Inever use cosmetia. I sometimes lodc at other people and think: 'Gosh, wouldn't it be nice to be ma& up like that,' but I'm simply too lazy. My husband will probably be back by this time and we'll have a drink and talk about the day. Most evening we eat between 8.30 and nine and then watch the news. I'll fall asleep and my husband will wake me a t 9.30 and we'll go out and take a last look at the horses, and then we're ready for bed. Basically there isn't any evening. I'm always pretty shattered by the time I get into bed. My head hits the pillow and the next thing 1 hear is the alarm ringing.
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Marie-Sara Bourseiller 28, is the world's only professional 'rejoneadora' -female horseback bullfighter. She became fully-fledged two and a half years ago in Nimes, Provence, where she lives on a big ranch with the bullfight impresario and breeder Simon Casas.
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A headmaster of a boy's school explains 'Why I became a schoolboy cheat'. I know I should have told the headmaster at the time. That was my real sin. He had gone out of the study for some reason leaving me alone and in his absence I looked to see what was on his desk. In the middle was a small piece of paper on which was written the words 'English Essay Prize 1949: History is a string of biographies'. A moral boy would have avoided looking at the title as soon as he saw the heading. I did not. The subject of the English Prize was kept a secret until the start of the exam so I could not resist reading it. When the headmaster returned I was looking out of the window. I should have told him what had happened then. It would have been so easy to say: 'I'm sorry but I saw the title for the English Essay Prize on your desk. You'll have to change it.' The opportunity passed and I did not take it. I sat the exam the next day and I
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won. I told myself I should have won anyway, but that is not the point. I didn't set out to cheat, but it was still cheating nevertheless. That was 38 years ago when I was 18. The fact that the details are so clear suggests that I feel very guilty about it. I have never told anyone about it before, nor have I tried to explain to myself why not. The obvious explanation is that I could not admit I had seen the essay title without admitting that I had been looking at the things on his desk; a good example of how a little error can trap you in a more serious moral corner. But there must have been more behind it. I wanted that prize very badly. I think that is the reason I have hidden from myself for so long. I needed that prize to beat my arch rival. He had already won the English Verse and History Prizes. It would be unbearable if he managed to beat me again. The prize I chose, a large anthology of verse entitled Poetry of the English speaking World is still on my bookshelf. I have often used the book. Inside the cover it says 'English Essay 1949'.
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All this time, my darling was howling frantically. I knew her face would be going blue while I choked on the banana. When I looked at my own face in the mirror, it was turning from purple to black. It was in these circumstances that the doorbell rang and I staggered to answer it. A tall and handsome black man was standing in the doorway. Dreadlocks fell over the collar of his smart dark suit. 'I'm the Gas,' he introduced himself. I could only open my mouth as wide as I could and point. 'Ah,' he said and, without hesitation, put in a finger and thumb and pulled my tongue free. Then, with no sign of disgust, he held both his palms beneath my chin to receive my four teeth and the lump of banana. He made me a cup of tea while I lifted Maryanne from her cot. Quickly comforted, happy and amused, she dabbled her fingers in my tears of relief and gratitude, and licked them off my cheeks.
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happened. When the phone rang, both my daughters were out. I picked up the phone a n d I was trapped. TO my surprise I felt sony for him and found myself inviting him to supper. He was more surprised than I was. As soon as I put the phone down I regretted the invitation. He arrived at eight, with a huge bunch of roses. I welcomed him while my daughters giggled uncontrollably. Somehow or other we made conversation over the drinks. He still insisted on comforting me. It'was a relief when we eventually sat down to supper. Everything was fine until the dessert. I had just served the chocolate mousse when the phone rang. As soon as I heard the bell, like some Pavlovian dog, I automatically screamed across the table, 'If that's John Harper, I'm out.' Even the insistent ringing of the telephone could not disguise the silence that fell. My children fled from the room and left me alone with John Harper and the silence. I decided that there was no way out, I had to tell him the whole truth, even though it would hurt him. He got up and left immediately and I never heard from him again.
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in that area. I asked the sergeant to go through the electoral register to see if there was anyone with Person B'S surname. The sergeant was extremely patient and In 1969 was working as a newspaper searched painstakingly. But no one with reporter and living in London, with someone 1 person ws surname was listed on the electoral shall call Person A. One day in the office, my roll. eye fell on a temporary secretary, whom I shall By the next day the situation was desperate. Person B. Swaggering up to her desk I In two hours the taxi cab would arrive in invited her out to lunch. which I was to collect Person A from hospital. I Over lunch she me that she had been still did not know how to cancel the taxi which married but was now divorced and living at was to deposit outside my front door her parents' house. I leaned across the table. at around eight ofclock that night. 'Can 1 see more of you,' 1 said. To which she Then it occurred to me that as a temporary I am c o m ~ l e t e free l ~ this secretary person B must be known to my weekend.' paper's personnel department. Such an idea would normally have been The personnel manager told me that the impossible, but Person A was due to go into deputy was in charge of hiring temporary that and stay there the secretaries. With great helphlness, he gave me The coast thus be the phone number of the deputYts cottage in totally clear for me to entertain Person B in our Oxfordshire. flat for the whole weekend. To the deputy personnel manager I told a The only difficulty was the journey she must dramatic tale of a temporary secretary taking make to my flat from her parents' home. home documents necessary for a front page get a taxi', I told her grandly. 'I'll pay.' story in the following day's paper. On Friday I went to see Person A in hospital. must have been supplied to us by one 'I've got some great news,' she said. 'They said of three agencies,' the deputy personnel I can come home tomorrow.' 'Fantastic,' I said. manager said. 'I'll give you their numbers so I very from the you can ring them, but they may not be open breaking into a run as soon as I was out of Sahlrday ..., sight. My heart in my mouth, I dialled the first Clearly it was essential to contact Person B temp agency on the list. They did work on and her arriving. But was I to find Saturday and they were the agency which had her? I didn't her number Or supplied Person B! They said they were sorry address. I only knew that she was living with but couldn't give me her home telephone her parents. number but they would try to call her and ask Her surname was an unusual one. So I her to ring me back. She rang 10 minutes decided to look in the phone book until, with a before the taxi arrived to take me to hospital to sinking heart, I remembered she was a collect Person A. I said we'd have to cancel our divorcee. Her name would be different from weekend because the paper was sending me her parents. The phone book was no good. SO1 abroad on a foreign assignment. abused my position as a journalist. I rang up the police in the area where Person B lived. I said I was a reporter investigating an important story, trying to find a young woman
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To my relief I was now on one side of the front door and he was on the other. I locked the door, hopped into the kitchen and consumed a big glass of brandy topped up with some cooking sherry. The effect was instant and I felt capable of attempting to crawl up two flights of stairs to bed. As I crossed the hall I saw my husband peering through the letter flap. You're an awful actress,' he said. Four hours later, I woke up in agony. I knew I needed medical help. I managed to get down the stairs on my bottom and call a taxi which took me to hospital. Six in the morning is a good time to have an accident as it turns out, because casualty is as quiet as a grave. 'How did you do it?' the doctor asked and I shamefacedly admitted I'd kicked my husband. A week later I limped to a party and to my surprise there was a girl sitting at the other end of the room, also with her foot in plaster. She had been visiting a friend of her ex-boyfriend who had considerately shown her a photograph of his new girlfriend. In her haste to get the picture under a brighter light and examine her rival the poor girl tripped and broke her toe. So next time you see a woman with a limp you'll know a man was the cause.
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The Mice Meeting nce upon a time a number of mice called a meeting to decide upon the best means of ridding themselves of a cat that had killed many of their relations. Various plans were discussed and rejected, until at last a young mouse proposed that a bell should be hung round the tyrant's neck in future, so that they would have plenty of warning of her movements and therefore time to escape. The suggestion was received joyfully by nearly all, but an old mouse, who had sat silently listening to the talk for some time, got up and said: 'While I consider the plan to be a very clever one, and feel sure that it would prove to be quite successful if carried out, I should like to know which brave mouse is going to put a bell on the cat?'
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The Ass and the Frogs ne day, a long time ago, a poor humble ass was making his way along a track with a load of wood upon his back. Suddenly, rounding a bend in the path, he came to a deep bog and, stumbling clumsily under his load, he slipped straight into it. Despite his frantic struggling, the ass had the bad luck to sink right up to his neck in the mud amidst a horde of leaping frogs. 'Woe is me!' he groaned and began to bray piteously; then he gave a long sigh as if his heart was about to break in two. The frogs leapt and splashed all round him as he settled deeper into the mire. 'Friend,' said one of the frogs to the unhappy ass, 'if you make such a fuss as this simply because you find yourself in a bog, what would you do if you lived here all the time, as we do?'
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hrough the forest ran a clear bubbling steam and under a blade of grass on the bank sat an ant. She felt very thirsty and bent over to take a drink, but as she did so she slipped and fell into the water. The strong current snatched her away, carrying her far off down the steam. As hard as she tried she could not manage to swim to the bank. At that moment a dove flew by and, seeing the struggling ant, took pity on her distress. She broke a branch from a nearby tree and dropped it into the water. The ant did not delay but clambered nimbly on to the branch and at last reached the safety of the bank. Not long after this, the ant was out for a stroll when she came upon the dove again. A hunter was just about to trap the bird with a large net. Seeing what was going to happen, the ant bit sharply into the man's heel and made him cry out in surprise. The dove heard him, took fright and flew away.
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wo friends were travelling on the same road together when suddenly they came face to face with a large bear. In great fear, and without a thought about his companion, one man immediately climbed into a tree and hid. The other, seeing that single-handed he was no match for Bruin the bear, threw himself on the ground and pretended to be dead, for he had heard that a bear will not touch a dead body. The bear approached him, sniffing at his nose and ears, but the man, with great courage, held his breath and kept still, and at length the bear, thinking him dead, walked slowly away. When Bruin was well out of sight the first traveller came down from his tree and asked his companion what it was that the bear had said to him. 'For,' said he 'I observed from my perch that he put his mouth very close to your ear.' 'Why,' replied the other, 'it was no great secret. He wisely advised me not to keep company with those who, when they get into difficulty, leave their friends in the lurch.'
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long while ago a tortoise sat on the dusty land and watched the birds wheeling and circling in the air over his head. He grew dissatisfied with his lowly life when he saw so many of them enjoying themselves in the clear blue sky; he longed to join them and share their freedom. 'If only I could get myself up into the air I'm sure I could soar and swoop with the best of them,' he thought. He pondered on this problem for a long time: the sun burned down and he got hotter and hotter and more discontented as he enviously watched the birds. Suddenly an eagle came to rest on a rock close beside him and, seizing such a favourable opportunity, the tortoise offered all the treasures of the sea if only the monarch of the air would teach him to fly. The eagle at first declined the task, for he considered it not only absurd but impossible, but, being further pressed by the entreaties and promises of the tortoise, he finally agreed to try. Taking him up to a great height in the air, the eagle loosed his hold, bidding the stupid tortoise to fly if he could. Before the misguided creature could express a word of thanks he fell upon a huge rock and was dashed to pieces.
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very mean man once sold all his goods and property and melted the money he received for it into one solid mass of gold. He took the gold to a wood, where he buried it in the ground. He visited his hoard night and morning to gloat over it. One night a robber spied on him and when the miser had gone the villain dug up the treasure and went off with it. Next day the miser missed it and went nearly out of his mind at the loss of his gold. 'Why are you making such a noise?' said a neighbour. 'You might as well have a stone in the ground instead of your gold, for it was no use to you when you had it.'
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n old, old lion realised one day that, thanks to the weakness of age, he was too tired to hunt for his prey any more. Sadly he went home to his den knowing that soon he would die. But before he lay down he stopped at the entrance; breathing with great difficulty and speaking in a slow, low voice he told the world of his sad condition. The news of the lion's illness soon spread throughout the forest and caused much concern among the other beasts. One by one they came to visit him and pay their respects. However, the lion's age had also made him wily, and as each animal entered his lair and came within reach, they fell an easy prey to the lion, who soon grew fat. One day, early in the morning, the fox came. He was renowned for his cunning, and approached the den carefully. Standing some distance away he enquired after the lion's health and asked him if he was feeling better. 'Ah, my dearest friend,' said the lion, 'is it you? I can hardly see you, you are so far away. Come closer, please, and give me some words of consolation for I have not long to live.' The fox, meanwhile, had been looking closely at the ground in front of the lion's den. At last he looked up, and turning to go he remarked: 'Bless you, but excuse me if I do not stay, for, to tell the truth, I feel quite uneasy at the many footsteps I see leading into your den yet none do I see emerging.'
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prominent among stockbreeders and market traders at Settle market and owning three hundred acres of fellside between Glumthorpe and Beckdale on the east side of t h e m a i n Settle-Blackhole road, is among those currently detained at Glumby police station. It is alleged that over the past decade, taking advantage of meat rationing and increased demand for fresh meat, the farmer organized a widespread black market in meat, with the involvement of major slaughter houses on both sides of the Pennines. It is further alleged that the man's accomplice, a former sergeant major in the Pennine Borderers, was involved in undercover deals between the Ministry of Agriculture a n d Fisheries and the Ministry of Supply, revolving round the barracks a t Carslisle. Charges will be brought at Glumby magistrates court on Thursday ...
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Dear Mary, Well spring has come to the fells - it's snowy and blowing up a storm and the lambs are on their way. Joseph is up all night with the sheep, and as there's no chance of a wink of sleep before dawn I thought I would catch up on my long overdue correspondence while sitting by the fire. I cannot sleep well these days since something is on my mind. Mary dear, I must tell you, since I must tell someone and I would not want to tell another living soul. Mary, I am pregnant and the child I am carrying is not Joseph's but his brother Samuel's. You know t h a t once I was engaged to Samuel, but we broke after a quarrel and I married his brother. Well, I have never stopped loving him, nor he me. What is t o be done? What an unhappy family we have become! The two brothers will not speak to each other, all on account of me, and Mavis will not speak to her sister Maud since she g o t herself in the family way and bore a child out of wedlock -jealousy I think since her own marriage is barren - and my mother in law Lily will not speak to her own husband since he had the stroke and went into t h e Nursing Home - no-one knows the reason why... Did you ever hear of such a quarrelsome family? Well, does the snow come a t lambing time in New Zealand too? I know so little of your new life, i t sems so long ago t h a t you and I would walk the lanes and t h e hillsides of the Pennines together. How our lives have changed since then - I hope a t least yours is happier there than mine is here. Your dear friend,
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On the Brighton Road Slowly the sun had climbed up the hard white downs, till it broke upon a sparkling world of snow. Once above the sky-line, the sun seemed to climb more quickly, and as it rose higher it began to give out a heat that blended with the keenness of the wind.
'Oh, I can see what you are,' the boy panted; 'you're a gentleman come down. It's harder for you than for me.' 'I dropped by the roadside last night and slept where I fell. It's a wonder I didn't die,' the tramp said. The boy looked at him sharply.
It may have been this strange alternation of heat and cold that disturbed the tramp in his dreams, for he struggled for a moment with the snow that covered him, like a man who finds himself twisted uncomfortably in the bed-clothes, and then sat up with staring, questioning eyes. 'Lord! I thought I was in bed,' he said to himself as he took in the vacant landscape, 'andall the while I was out here.' He stretched his limbs, and, rising carefully to his feet, shook the snow off his body.
'How do you know you didn't?' he said. 'I don't see it,' the tramp said, after a pause.
'Come, I feel pretty fit,' he thought. 'I suppose I am lucky to wake at all in this. Or unlucky - it isn't much of a business to come back to.' He looked up and saw the downs shining against the blue like the Alps on a picturepostcard. 'That means another forty miles o r so, I suppose,' he continued grimly. The sun crept up higher and higher, and he started walking patiently along the road with his back turned to the hills. Presently, when three milestones had loitered past, he overtook a boy who was stooping to light a cigarette. He wore no overcoat, and looked unspeakably fragile against the snow. 'Are you on the road, guv'nor?' asked the boy huskily as he passed. 'I think I am,' the tramp said. 'Oh! then 1'11 come a bit of the way with you if you don't walk too fast. It's a bit lonesome walking this time of day.' The tramp nodded his head, and the boy started limping along by his side.
'I'm eighteen,' he said causally. 'I bet you thought I was younger.' 'Fifteen, I'd have said.' 'Eighteen last August, and I've been on the road six years. I ran away from home five times when I was a little 'un, and the police took me back each time. Very good to me, the police was. Now I haven't got a home to run away from.' 'Nor have I,' the tramp said calmly.
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'I tell you,' the boy said hoarsely, 'people like us can't get away from this sort of thing if we want to. Always hungry and thirsty and dog-tired and walking all the time. And yet if any one offers me a nice home and work my stomach feels sick. Do I look strong? I know I'm little for my age, but I've been knocking about like this for six years, and do you think I'm not dead? You'll find out presently. We're all dead, all of us who're on the road, and we're all tired, yet somehow we can't leave it. There's nice smells in the summer, dust and hay and the wind smack in your face on a hot day; and it's nice waking up in the wet grass on a fine morning. I don't know, I don't know -' he lurched forward suddenly, and the tramp caught him in his arms. 'I'm sick,' the boy whispered - 'sick.' The tramp looked up and down the road, but he could see no houses or any sign of help. Yet even as he supported the boy doubtfully in the middle of the road a motor-car suddenly flashed in the middle distance, and came smoothly through the snow. 'What's the trouble?' said the driver quietly- as he pulled up, 'I'm a doctor.' He looked at the boy keenly and listened to his strained breathing. 'Pneumonia,' he commented. '1'11 give him a lift to the infirmary, and you, too, if you like.' The tramp thought of the workhouse and shook his head. 'I'd rather walk,' he said. The boy winked faintly as they lifted him into the car. '1'11 meet you beyond Reigate,' he murmured to the tramp. 'You'll see.' And the car vanished along the white road.
The Clock I was staying with my aunt in Hampstead. There was another guest, whom I had never met before, a Mrs Caleb. She lived in Lewes and had been staying with my aunt for about a fortnight. Frankly, I disliked her. She was queer and secretive; underground, if you can use the expression, rather than underhand. And I could feel in my body that she did not like me. One summer day Mrs Caleb waylaid me in the hall, just as I was going out. 'I wonder,' she said, 'I wonder if you could do me a small favour. If you do have any time to spare in Lewes -only if you do - would you be so kind as to call at my house? I left a little travelling-clock there in the huuy of parting. If it's not in the drawing-room, it will be in my bedroom or in one of the maids' bedrooms. Would it be too much to ask? The house has been locked up for twelve days, but everything is in order. I have the keys here; the large one is for the garden gate, the small one for the front door.' I could only accept, and she proceeded to tell me how I could find Ash Grove House. 'You will feel quite like a burglar,' she said. 'But mind, it's only if you have time to spare.'
I found,Ash Grove without difficulty. It was a mediumsized red-brick house, standing by itself in a high walled garden that bounded a narrow lane. A flagged path led from the gate to the front door. The dining-room and drawing-room lay on either side of the hall and I looked round humedly for the clock. It was neither on the table nor mantelpiece. The rest of the furniture was carefully covered over with white dust-sheets. Then I went upstairs. I made a humed search of the principal bedrooms. There was no sign of Mrs Caleb's clock. The impression that the house gave me - you know the sense of personality that a house conveys - was neither pleasing nor displeasing, but it was stuffy, stuffy from the absence of fresh air, with an additional stuffmess added, that seemed to come out from the hangings and quilts. The last door that I unlocked - (I should say that the doors of all the rooms were locked, and relocked by me after I had glanced inside them) contained the object of my search. Mrs Caleb's travellingclock was on the mantelpiece, ticking away merrily. That was how I thought of it at first. And then for the first time I realised that there was something wrong. The clock had no business to be ticking. The house had been shut up
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for twelve days. No one had come in to air it or to light fires. And yet the clock was going. I wondered if some vibration had set the mechanism in motion, and pulled out my watch to see the time. It was five minutes to one. The clock on the mantelpiece said four minutes to one. I again looked round the room. Nothing was out of place. The only thing that might have called for remark was that there appiared to be a slight indentation on the pillow and the bed; but the mattress was a feather mattress, and you know how difficult it is to make them perfectly smooth. I gave a hurried glance under the bed and then, and much more reluctantly, opened the doors of two horribly capacious cupboards, both happily empty. By this time I really was frightened. The clock went ticking on. I had a horrible feeling that an alarm might go off at any moment, and the thought of being in that empty house was almost too much for me. However, I made an attempt to pull myself together. It might after all be a fourteen-day clock. If it were, then it would be almost run down. I could roughly find out how long the clock had been going by winding it up. I hesitated to put the matter to the test; but the uncertainty was too much for me. I took it out of its case and began to wind. I had scarcely turned the windingscrew twice when it stopped. The clock clearly was not running down; the hands had been set in motion probably only an hour or two before. I felt cold and faint and, going to the window, threw up the sash, letting in the sweet, live air of the garden. I knew now that the house was queer, horribly queer. Could someone be living in the house? Was someone else in the house now? I thought that I had been in all the rooms, but had I? I had only just opened the bathroom door, and I had certainly not opened any cupboards, except those in the room in which I was. Then, as I stood by the open window, wondering what I should do next and and feeling that I just couldn't go down that comdor into the darkened hall to fumble at the latch of the front door with I don't know what behind me, I heard a noise. It was very faint at first, and seemed to be coming from the stairs. It was a curious noise - not the noise of anyone climbing up the stairs, but of something hopping up the stairs, like a very big bird would hop. I heard it on the landing; it stopped. Then there was a curious scratching noise against one of the bedroom doors, the sort of noise you can make with the nail of your little finger scratching polished wood. Whatever it was, was comin~slowlydown the corridor, scratching at the doors as it went. I could stand it no longer.
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All the morning the tramp splashed through the thawing snow, but at midday he begged some bread at a cottage door and crept into a lonely barn to eat it. It was warm in there, and after his meal he fell asleep among the hay. It was dark when he woke, and started trudging once more through the slushy roads.
'On the road, guv'nor?' said a husky voice. 'Then I'll come a bit of the way with you if you don't walk too fast. It's a bit lonesome w a k n g this time of day.' pneumonia!7 cried ihe aghast.
'I died at Crawley this morning,' said the boy.
Two miles beyond Reigate a figure, a fragile figure, slipped out of the darkness to meet him.
Nightmare pictures of locked doors opening filled my brain. I took up the clock wrapped it in my mackintosh and dropped it out of the window on to a flower-bed. Then I managed to crawl out of the window and, getting a grip of the sill, 'successfully negotiated', as the journalists would say, 'a twelve-foot drop'. Picking up the mackintosh, I ran round to the front door and locked it. Then I felt I could breathe, but not until I was on the far side of the gate in the garden wall did I feel safe. Then I remembered that the bedroom window was open. What was I to do? Wild horses wouldn't have dragged me into that house again unaccompanied. I made up my mind to go to the police-station and tell them everything. I had actually begun to walk down the lane in the direction of the town, when I chanced to look back at the house. The window that I had left open was shut.
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No, my dear, I didn't see any face or anything dreadful like that ... and of course, it may have shut by itself. It was an ordinary sash-window, and you know they are often difficult to keep open. And the rest? Why, there's really nothing more to tell. I didn't even see Mrs Caleb again. She had had some sort of fainting fit just before lunch-time, my aunt informed me on my return, and had had to go to bed. Next morning I travelled down to Comwall to join mother and the children. I thought I had forgotten all about it, but when three years later Uncle Charles suggested giving me a travelling-clock for a twenty-first birthday present, I was foolish enough to prefer the alternative that he offered, a collected edition of the works of Thomas Carlyle.
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@ What the butler saw The dinner guests started arriving at about 7.30. That eve-, Reverend Truelove, the neighbours, old Mr Archibald and his son, and Dame Christie, a lady novehst, were joining the weekend guests. I served drinks in the parlour before dinner. From the start I could see t h u g s weren't going too well. Miss Daphne looked as if she had been crying, and after she had spoken a few words to young Mr Archbald in the hall, that young gentleman looked pretty unhappy too. Mr Jeffery looked extremely angry - he can look quite violent at times. The actress, Miss Topless, looked furious too, and I could see why: her companion, Mr Oscarsson had been flirting with Mrs Horsehair all weekend, and as I served the wine at dinner I noticed that they were h a w a particularly intimate conversation at one end of the table. Dinner ended at about nine o'clock, and I served port to the gentlemen in the bllliard room. As I left the kitchen, Miss Daphne came up to me, and, lookng a p p e h g l y at me - she always looks so pretty in blue - pressed a note into my hand, askmg me to @veit to young Archbald. I couldn't help readmg the note, whch said: Darling,
Meet me in the conservatoSy at 9.30. I have a plan. Desperately, Daphne. I served port in the billiard room, and passed the note surreptitiously to young Mr Archbald. Then I went back to the htchen where I remained until shortly after half past nine, when I went back into the billiard room to refill the port glasses. As I was crossmg the hall, Miss Topless came out of the parlour and went over to the ballroom. As she opened the door, I heard voices, and caught a glimpse of ayoung man in a w h t e suit. I'm sure it was Mr Oscarsson. I went into the blVlard room to find only old Mr Archbald, Reverend Truelove and Mr Jeffery. Mr Archbald took a glass of port and said he would join the ides in the parlour, and the Reverend followed him. Mr Jeffery took the port decanter from me and went into the Library, saylng he had an urgent letter to write.
I returned to the htchen and stayed there till about ten o'clock when I heard a piercmg scream. I rushed into the hall and found Charlotte, the maid, standmg there with a tray of coffee cups. She gasped 'Velvet, the library ...' and fainted. I went into the library and found Mrs Horsehair dead on the floor. She had been h t on the head. I looked around the room. The port decanter was lymg smashed on the floor and there was broken glass everywhere. The ashtray was full of cgarette stubs - the kind that Mr Jeffrey smokes. I also noticed irnrne&ately that one of the large silver candlesticks was missmg. Both the library window and the connecting door to the bllliard room were open. I called for help, and Miss Daphne and young Mr Archbald came running in from the conservatory. Dame Christie and Myrtle Berry were next on the scene, followed by old Mr Archibald. Mr Oscarsson came in via the bdhard room, followed a few seconds later by h s actress friend, and last of all Mr Jeffrey came rushing in, calling for help, and shouting that he had found the vicar unconscious on the terraee.
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0 What the maid heard Around seven o'clock I went upstairs to put on my new uniform. Reverend Truelove, old Mr Archibald and h s son, and a famous lady novelist were jaw the weekend guests for dmner, so it was a formal occasion. As I got to the top of the stairs I heard angry voices coming from Mrs Horsehair's room, and guessed that Mrs Horsehair and her niece were having one of their rows. I tried not to listen, but couldn't help catching one phrase very bstinctly. Mrs Horsehair shouted, 'If you marry h m ,you stupid little fool, I'll cast you off without a penny.' Then the door burst open, and Miss Daphne rushed out, sobbmg. She ran s t r a t to her own room and slammed the door. I cam downstairs again about fifteen minutes later, and heard Mr Jeffery takmg on the
telephone in the hall. I tried not to listen, but I couldn't help overhearmg one or two phrases: 'Can't you wait a bit longer - the old woman's so damned mean with her money ...'.There was a long pause then he said, 'I'll find the money somehow ...' and slammed the receiver down. I guessed he was takmg to one of his gambhng companions. Mr Jeffery is very fond of roulette, but his mother disapproves, and tries to prevent him gambhng by keeping him short of money. From a quarter past seven tlll e g h t o'clock I was in the kitchen preparing the food, but I peeped out to watch the guests arrive -young Mr Archibald looked very dashx-g in a blue velvet suit. Dinner was at elght, and as soon as I came in with the soup, I noticed that tlvngs weren't gomg too well. Dame Christie and Myrtle Berry seemed to be getting on quite well dscussing some murder in great d e t d , but M r Jeffery looked like thunder, and young M r Archbald looked terribly unhappy: he's passionately in love with Miss Daphne, you know. Daphne looked as if she were about to cry, and the actress, Miss Topless, looked a bit annoyed as well. T h s might have been because she and Miss Daphne were wearmg exactly the same dress, or it m@ht have been because her companion, Mr Oscarsson, and Mrs Horsehair were h a w a very intimate conversation at one end of the table. Reverend Truelove and old M r Archibald tried to keep the conversation going, but it was quite a relief when dmner broke up at about nine o'clock. The lahes then retired to the parlour for coffee, and the gentlemen went to the b a w d room. I served coffee, and then went back to the htchen to clear up. At about 9.45 I went into the parlour to collect the coffee cups, and as I crossed the hall, I overheard loud voices in the ballroom. I tried not to listen but it sounded very hke Miss Topless. Suddenly the door opened, and Mrs Horsehair came out. She looked rather embarrassed on seeing me, and said, 'Oh, Charlotte, I was lookrag for my book. Do you know where it mght be?' I said that I hadn't seen it, and she muttered something about l o o w in the library and made off in that drection. I went on into the parlour where I found Dame Christie, Myrtle Berry, and old Mr Archbald deep in conversation. They were stdl t m about murder. I couldn't help listening. It made me feel quite cold, so I collected up the cups as slowly as I could. As I was doing t h s , I heard a door slam in the hall, followed by the sound of footsteps crossmg the hall. Then the front door slamrned. I finished collectmg the cups, and went out into the hall, but no one was there. I started to cross the hall towards the kitchen, suddenly, I heard a piercing scream. It came from the library. I couldn't move. I tried to call for help, but couldn't make a sound. The htchen door opened, and Velvet, the butler, came running out. He looked at me in astonishment. I gasped, 'The library ...' and then I fainted.
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I arrived at Conkers for Sunday tea as usual, and was invited to return for dumer after Evensong. Before I left, Mrs Horsehair asked me to advise her on a certain problem, and we went into the library to &scuss it. Mrs Horsehair then confided in me that she and the young film director Oscar Oscarsson, who was one of her weekend guests, were planning to marry. I expressed my approval of the project, congratulated her, and then enquired what the problem might be. She was worried, it appeared, about how the marriage rmght affect her son Jeffery. She thought he mght dsapprove of her remarrymg so soon, and, furthermore, might object to her altering her will in favour of her new husband. I advised her to put her own interests first. She appeared satisfied with this, and I left the house. I returned at about half past seven, after Evensong,and was shown into the parlour by Velvet, the butler. I was irnrne&ately conscious of a rather strained atmosphere, particularly among the young people. Daphne and Archibald looked very unhappy although I put this down to a lovers' tlff - and Jeffery's face looked like a thundercloud. I wondered if his mother had broached the subject of her marriage. The older members of the party, however, a lady novelist and an American friend of Mrs Horsehair's seemed pleasant enough, although there was also an actress who I found &stinctly unpleasant. However, I endeavoured to put them all at ease with one or two of my anecdotes in the usual style, and dmner passed quite pleasantly. After dinner, we gentlemen retired to the bllliard room for port and a game of snooker. The first game ended just before 9.30 and both Oscar and young Archbald excused themselves, saylng they had urgent matters to attend to. The rest of us stood around tallung until Velvet reappeared with the port. At that point our little party dspersed: Jeffery went to the library to finish off a letter, while old Archbald and I went to join the ladies in the parlour. I found the subject of conversation there rather distasteful, so after about ten minutes, I went for a quiet stroll and a smoke in the grounds. I had been there for about a quarter of an hour, enjoymg the evening air and mentally composmg next Sunday's sermon, when Jeffery came out of the house, slamming the front door behmd h m .He had taken off h s formal dmner jacket, and was wearing a dark blue smokmgjacket. I invited him to join me, but he only grunted and strode off into the shrubbery. I finished my pipe, and, hearing the church clock chime ten, I decided to go back into the house, to take my leave. As I was crossing the terrace, I became aware that someone was behmd me. I started to turn, and, out of the corner of my eye, caught a flash of somethmg blue, but, before I could make out who it was, a hand was pressed over my mouth and I felt someone strlke me with a heavy object from behmd. Everythmg went black, and I fell to the ground.
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Write a list o f any clues that might help to find the murderer.
Maybe some people can read minds. Perhaps there is a prehistoric beast at the b o t t o m of Loch Ness. Spiritualists could be in touch with those who have died, passing on their messages to us at a fiver a time. But there is an alternative, rational, non-magical explanation available for all these mysteries. You might not accept it. You might think that it is more likely that people bend cutlery through the power of thought than b y adept sleight of hand. But as William o f Ockham pointed out, it is usually better to accept the explanation which doesn't require you t o invent something new and unknown. For instance, corn circles might be created b y little green men, o r else by hoaxers. Take your pick - except that we know all about hoaxers; the world is full of them. Little green men have yet to put in an appearance. People who do believe in the paranormal often appeal to the sceptics' sense of fair play. They imply that we sceptics are greedy when we say that there is a rational explanation for all the phenomena they come up with. Can't we be open minded, they ask, and allow them at least one or two miracles? Sorry, no. If you met someone who claimed that rain was the angels crying, you'd probably feel obliged to tell him that it was water vapour condensing in the atmosphere. And if he tried to claim that at least sometimes it was the angels crying, you'd have to be firm and say that it was absolutely always and invariably condensing water vapour. O f course p e o p l e hunger for t h e strange a n d wonderful. And they can find it. The dead walk and talk in my living room when I watch a video of Casablanca. I can sense what people thousands of miles away are thinking by calling them on the phone. And scientists are learning the secrets of the universe, from the tiniest particles of life in our bodies, to the origin of the most distant galaxies.
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B u t these wonders are never enough f o r t h e p a r a n o r m a l brigade. They want m o r e . Flying telephones. Ghostly tambourines. Bent spoons. Children who can detect a picture of a ship inside a lined, sealed envelope. O f t e n t h e y manage t o persuade others that these are the result of weird, inexplicable happenings. People who are normally quite sensible, will say: 'Well, I don't understand there must be something in it.' Generally there isn't. But it's hard to find explanations. The press, particularly the tabloids, are in the business of creating wonderful mysteries, not explaining them. (Often the most absurd claims are printed without elaboration. For instance. in December 1989, Uri Geller claimed to have stopped Big Ben. The fact that he made this claim only after the clock had broken down did not, apparently, strike anyone as absurd.) Does it all matter? After all, there's no harm in reading your horoscope in the daily paper. On the other hand, some people pay large sums to people who claim that their lives are being dominated by heavenly bodies millions of miles away. The wife of the heir t o the throne consults astrologers. For several years the President of the US had his timetable drawn up in consultation with the planets. Psychic healers, fire-walking teachers and others relieve people of large sums by offering them the false hope of a better life. Authors of innumerable 'occult' books make small fortunes by peddling nonsense to the gullible and the naive. Even clever people are taken i n i f the rational, practical alternatives are n o t presented. Here are a few ...
This myth has been kicking round for more than a hundred years, but really came to public attention with Charles Berlitz's 1 9 7 4 book The Bermuda Triangle Mgstery. Allegedly within this area of sea vast n u m b e r s o f ships a n d planes have disappeared completely, mysteriously and without trace. It's sometimes claimed that they have been 'stolen' by flying saucers, and that the crews are still alive on some other plane, this time an astral one. This is a classic example o f creating a m y s t e r y where n o n e e x i s t s . N e a r l y all t h e accidents h a d n o r m a l causes, such as b a d weather, almost always ignored b y Triangle writers. Stories are copied from book to book and article t o article, often embellished with fresh, inaccurate details at each stage. In his book, The Bermuda Triangle Mgstery - Solved, Larry Kusche examines many of the disasters and finds all of them explicable.
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For example, t h e all-time favourite Triangle mystery involves Flight 19; five US Army Air Corps planes which were lost together in 1 9 4 5 . All m a n n e d b y e x p e r i e n c e d a i r c r e w , t h e y are supposed to have disappeared for no reason, out of a clear sky, while in no apparent peril. In fact Flight 1 9 was a training flight, led by a lieutenant who was unfamiliar with the area and whose two compasses had malfunctioned. The weather was poor. Radio messages indicated that the flight - lacking modern guidance systems had become hopelessly lost soon after take-off. They had only enough fuel t o fly until 7 pm, s h o r t l y a f t e r t h e l a s t r a d i o messages were received. In other words, no mystery at all. But as in the other Triangle cases, the promulgators leave out any information which doesn't suit their case.
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On the night of Saturday 1 1 July this year, in a field in Buckinghamshire, 12 teams set about creating corn circles and geometric patterns without the use of artificial light. The magnificent results were visible by daylight, and one team won the £3,000 prize proof if it were needed that there is no problem about making corn patterns, as hoaxers have already admitted. This o f course has n o t p r e v e n t e d t h e b a t t i e r 'cereologists' from declaring that the fact that some people fake some corn circles does not mean that others aren't being made b y visitors from outer space. As John Martineau of the Centre for Crop
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evidence t h a t c r o p circle e x p e r t s can t e l l t h e difference between circles made by self-confessed hoaxers and those so far 'unexplained'. By the same token, we know that many toys are made b y people in factories. This does not, of course, prove that the rest aren't made by elves in Santa's workshop. There has been much anguishing over the fact that corn circles are more common in Britain than in any other country. This could indicate that there is more psychic energy here, o r t h a t space aliens are particularly interested in us. O r it could show that there has been an awful lot of publicity here.
This is the study of mysterious and probably nonexistent creatures, of whom much the best known is our own Loch Ness monster. Sadly, there is scarcely a scintilla of evidence for Nessie. Tales of sightings before the twentieth century are either untraceable or else refer to beasts in different bodies of water. The original picture which started the craze, the 'Surgeon's photo' of 1933, is easy to duplicate with a cut-out model and was taken suspiciously close to April Fool's Day that year. Other sightings turn out to be mistakes or hoaxes. Otters playing in the water could easily look like a moving serpent. Deer sometimes swim across the loch. Flat water, especially in poor light or with atmospheric refraction, can play tricks on the eyes, making schools of fish or even floating logs look like a monster. In 1972 the Robert Rines expedition produced a remarkable photo of what looks like a flipper taken
O f course UFOs e x i s t . The t e r m s t a n d s f o r Unidentified Flying Object, and there are plenty of those littering the skies. The question is whether they are alien visitors from outer space, or aircraft. weather balloons, the Northern Lights, o r nearby street lamps refracted in the haze. Evidence for flying saucers is regrettably short and what there is of it is highly suspect. The first person t o spot a 'flying saucer' was a civilian pilot named Kenneth Arnold in 1947. He reported seeing nine moving objects flying 'like a saucer would if you skipped it across water'. Four years later one George Adamski announced that he had met a Venusian in the Californian desert. Unfortunately there is no chance that any of these accounts is true. The late Christopher Evans, an experimental psychologist, wearily explained why in his 1974 book Cults of Unreason.
was extrapolated from a retouched version of a computer-enhanced p r i n t o f a negative which showed almost nothing at all. In his fascinating book, Pseudoscience and the Paranormal, Terence Hines asks how it is t h a t several examples of the five-foot long coelacanth, which was thought t o have become extinct 2 0 0 million years ago, have been discovered in t h e vastness of the Indian Ocean, while we appear incapable of finding a far bigger beast in a 25-mile lake. Much the same combination of hoaxes and mistakes probably accounts for the Himalayan Yeti and for Bigfoot, the shambling half-man, half-beast alleged to live in the north-western US. In b o t h cases t h e sightings are probably of bears, seen in the distance on their hind legs. In similar fashion, the shy orangutan was once thought t o be the mysterious Wild Man of Borneo.
that these civilisations had invented travel at close to the speed of light, it would still take them more than two centuries to get here. Evans reckoned this might make their visits rather infrequent - 'perhaps every 10,000 or 50,000 years'. Rather than guess a t how Vulkans c o u l d have managed to conquer the laws of physics, time would be better spent investigating the witnesses of their arrival. Although George Adamski bills himself in his book as 'a philosopher, student, teacher and saucer researcher', he in fact worked a hamburger stall on t h e r o a d t o t h e M o u n t Palomar o b s e r v a t o r y . Kenneth Arnold later claimed (against statistical odds) t o have seen UFOs o n seven subsequent occasions. Invisible entities, what is more, once paid him a visit. 'I was aware of their presence.' he stated, 'because I could see my rugs and furniture sink down under their weight.'
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This is the technique used by innumerable charlatans, including fortune tellers, palmists, astrologers and spiritualists - anyone who wants t o appear t o have a unique, paranormal method of finding out about complete strangers. It is not too difficult to learn, but it does require hard work, cunning and acute observation, plus a certain amount of sheer fraud. Luckily there are plenty of how-todo-it books available. The techniques are many, but they all rely on the suspension of scepticism by the customer who, after all, has paid the money in the hope of receiving reassurance, or to get a message from a departed loved one, and who is anxious for the cold reader to succeed. One standard technique is t o use general statements which people think refer uniquely t o them, but which could apply t o almost all of us. 'You are sometimes too sensitive ... you occasionally let your good nature get the better of you ... now and again you are aggressive and regret it later ...' The customer's reply often provides further information which can be parlayed into more surprising knowledge. The late Mrs Doris Stokes, the 'spirit medium' who did both individual sessions and mass gatherings in concert halls, was a remarkably skilled cold reader. She would
The detailed forensic approach to detection, although it was good enough for Sherlock Holmes, does not always produce quick results. And as soon as a high-profile police investigation looks as if it has got bogged down, the chances are you will read that a helpful psychic is offering his or her assistance. Sometimes mediums do appear t o strike lucky. Most famously, the psychic Nella Jones credits herself with having been ahead of the police in their pursuit of the Yorkshire Ripper. In her autobiography Ghost o f a Chance, published in 1982, Jones wrote: ' ~ i g h t e ' e n months before police arrested the man they said was the Yorkshire Ripper, I had drawn the killer's face, described where he lived and worked, and predicted two more murders before he was caught.' The drawing (made 14 months before Peter Sutcliffe was caught) in fact bore no resemblance t o him. As for describing where he lived, Jones had said: 'Stop him at the city centre. Go t o Chapel Street ... the number six
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produce a stream of guesses, a few o f which were inevitably correct. Mistakes were either ignored, or turned to her advantage. (Announcing that a man had died from a heart attack, she was told he had in fact been thrown from a motorbike. Without missing a beat she said, 'Yes, dear, but he had the heart attack just before he came off,' thus turning a rotten guess into a fake 'hit'.) Her warm, cosy manner made it seem impossible t h a t such a delightful old lady could be a fraud. Sometimes distressed people phoned her home, and were encouraged to tell their story by her husband, who then offered free tickets t o her next show. When the people appeared she seemed to have a miraculous knowledge of their circumstances. Either they had forgotten the chat with M r Stokes, or else were too polite to say: 'I told you that'. Other listeners were mightily impressed. Mistakes were blamed on the fact that many dead people were trying t o talk to her at once, and that their 'lines' were crossed. The trick largely depended on the great goodwill of her customers. Years ago, after we had scorned a reading in which she had not even realised that the child she was talking about was dead, we got an angry letter from the boy's mother. She was cross, not with Mrs Stokes for being so spectacularly wrong, but with us, for spoiling what to her had been a powerful emotional occasion.
flashed across my mind, the name Joyce ... a wrought iron gate in front ... a small garage nearby but I didn't know if i t belonged t o the house o r was a separate business.' Sutcliffe lived at 6 Garden Lane, Heaton, Bradford. So although Jones was right about the number, she was wrong about the city centre, wrong about the name Joyce and at best half-right about the 'small garage'. In November 1980 Jones claimed that Sutcliffe was about t o claim another victim, possibly within a week. Mercifully, there were no more victims. Recently Jones told a researcher working for the psychic investigator James Randi that she was about to be declared an official police psychic and that New Scotland Yard had validated her claims. Randi says: 'We were told by Inspector Edward Ellison of t h e Yard t h a t t h e y never a p p r o a c h psychics f o r information; there are no official police psychics; they do n o t endorse psychics i n any way; and there is n o recorded instance of any psychic solving a criminal case or providing evidence or information that led directly to its solution.'
A Gallop poll last year found that a third of Americans believe in telepathy - communication, that is, between t w o people without using any of the five senses. Twenty-five per cent o f Americans claim t o have actually had a telepathic experience. 'Telepathy,' says Carl Shrager, editor of American Psychic magazine, 'is really our sixth sense, the shadow sense that people accept t o varying degrees. Knowing who's on the phone when i t rings is probably the most common everyday telepathic experience.' Yet correctly guessing from time to time who is on the phone before you answer it should hardly be a matter of great surprise. Given the limited number of people who call any one o f us in a year, and given o u r knowledge of how long it is since someone last called and of the possible reasons for their calling, you and I could make an educated guess as to who will ring us next. 'I thought it was going to be you,' we shall say smugly if we are right, b u t we will keep quiet and quickly forget if it turns out to be someone else. Only if we were right almost all the time should we begin to wonder - but then no one ever is.
This .ack of consistency is not confined to amateurs. Professional mind-readers consistently fail to repeat under scientific conditions what initially appear to have been extraordinary results. Studies with the most consistent success rates are invariably those done under the least stringent conditions and employing the weakest methodology. To date, not a single repeatable scientifically controlled experiment in which subjects have been asked to guess unseen numbers, pictures, shapes or playing cards has shown results higher than would be predicted by the laws of probability. The problem is that most people are b a d a t estimating probabilities, usually wildly o v e r e s t i m a t i n g t h e chances against s o m e t h i n g happening. Unscientific tests produce much more exciting results. The Amazing Kreskin, a leading mentalist, used to ask audiences to think of an odd twodigit number less than 5 0 with the restriction that the two digits cannot be the same. Kreskin would announce he has received the number 37, although he was initially going to say 35. Hands would shoot up all over the theatre - impressive until you read the survey that found that on average 5 6 per cent of people will pick either 3 5 or 37 when given these instructions.
troops in 1945. This has not prevented the missing 'findings' from oeing much quoted in biorhythm books and articles. This theory suggests that our lives are dominated by three fixed cycles which begin on the day of our birth. The physical cycle lasts 23 days, the emotional 2 8 and t h e i n t e l l e c t u a l 3 3 . You can even b u y a p o c k e t calculator, key in your birth date, and work out where you are placed for all three cycles every day. For each cycle, it's alleged, you will be comfortable and successful in that aspect of your life on high days; the reverse on low days. The very best days are when all three are high, though since the number in each cycle have no common factors, you will reach an absolute peak for all three together only once every 2 1,252 days, or 5 8 years. Equally, they will all meet at the bottom only once in most people's lives. Biorhythm 'science' was allegedly invented and tested by three European researchers earlier this century. Sadly, almost none of their work survives, though one, a Hermann Swoboda of Vienna, claimed that 'eight trunks' of his research documents were stolen by Russian
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Proponents often cash in on the fact that humans are indeed subject to certain rhythms, such as the circadian rhythm, which helps cause jet lag, and the menstrual cycle. These acknowledged phenomena are cited as s u p p o r t for t h e pseudo-science o f b i o r h y t h m s . Advocates also like t o 'prove' their case b y citing specific examples. Marilyn Monroe killed herself on bad days for both her emotional and intellectual cycles. One favourite story concerns Arnold Palmer, who won the 1962 British Open when high in all three cycles. A fortnight later he lot the PGA when he was low in all three. So William Bainbridge o f t h e University o f Washington analysed all the tournaments Palmer won from 1955 to 197 1 . He found that he won considerably less often when his physical cycle was alleged t o be high. A 1979 Transport and Road Research Laboratory report which examined the biorhythms of 1 12,560 drivers involved in accidents concluded that 'convincing evidence was not found t o support the biorhythm theory'.
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(i) What it is
A Bermuda Triangle
B Corn Circles
C Cryptozoology
D UFOs
E Cold Reading
F Psychic Detectives
G Telepathy
H Biorhythms
(ii) Evidence for
(iii) Evidence against
THE FROG PRINCE n olden times, when people could have all they wished for at once, lived a king who had many beautiful daughters; but the youngest was so lovely, that the sun himself would wonder whenever he shone on her face. Near to the king's castle lay a dark, gloomy forest, in the midst of which stood an old linden tree, shading with its foliage the pleasant waters of a fountain. One day, when the weather was very hot, the king's daughter came into the forest, and seated herself on the side of the cool fountain, and when at last the silence became wearisome, she began to toss a golden ball in the air, and catch it again, as an amusement. Presently, however, the king's daughter failed to catch the golden ball in her hand, so that it fell on the ground, and rolled over the grass into the water. The princess followed it with her eyes till it disappeared, for the water was so deep that she could not see the bottom. Then she cried aloud, and began to weep bitterly for the loss of her golden ball. Presently she heard a voice exclaiming: 'Why do you weep, 0 king's daughter? Your tears could melt even the stones to pity you!' % (5) She looked at the spot from whence the voice came, and saw a frog stretching his thick ugly head out of the water. 'Oh! there you are, old water-paddler,' she said. 'Well, then, I a m crying For the loss of my golden ball that has fallen into the fountain.' 'Then weep no more,' answered the frog; 'I can get it for you. But what will you give m e if I fetch your plaything?' 'Oh! anything you like, dear frog,' she replied. 'What will you have - my dresses, my pearls and jewels, or the golden crown I wear sometimes?' 'Neither,' answered the frog. 'Your clothes, your pearls and your jewels, or even your golden crown, are nothing to me. I want you to love me, and let m e be your companion and playfellow. I should like to sit at your table, eat from your golden plate, and drink out of your cup, and sleep in your nice little bed. If you will promise me all this, then I will dive down into the water and bring up your pretty golden ball.' 'Oh yes!' she replied. 'I will promise you anything you like if you will only bring up my ball again.' But she thought to herself that a silly, chattering frog as he was, living in the water with others like himself, and croaking, could not be fit to associate with mankind. (4) The frog, who believed in the promise of the king's daughter, dipped his head under the water, and sank down to the bottom, where he quickly found the ball, and seizing it in his mouth, carried it to the surface and threw it on the grass. When the king's daughter saw the beautiful plaything, she was full of (5) joy, and, catching it up, ran away as fast as she could run. 'Wait, wait,' cried the frog, 'take me with you, I cannot run so fast as you can.' But the young princess would not listen to the frog's croaking; she got to the house as fast as she could, and soon forgot the poor (3) frog, who was obliged to return to the fountain, and remain there. The next day, however, while the princess was sitting with the king and his courtiers, and eating out of her own little golden plate, she heard a strange noise on the marble steps outside, splish, splash, splish, splash, and presently came a knock at the door, and a voice cried, 'Lovely princess, open the door for me.' So she rose and went to see who could be outside; but when she caught sight of the frog, she closed the door hastily and seated herself again at the table, looking quite pale. The king, seeing that his daughter was alarmed, said to her, 'My child, what is there at the door? Is it a giant come to carry you away?' 'Oh no, my father!' she replied; 'it is no giant, only a great ugly frog.' 'A frog! What can he want with you, my daughter?'
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'Ah, my dear father, I will tell you all about it. Yesterday, when I was playing with my golden ball by the fountain in the forest, I let it fall into the water, and because I cried, the frog fetched it out for me, and he made me promise that he should come to the castle and be my companion, for I thought he could not get out of the water to come to me, and now here he is.' Just then came a second knock at the door, and a voice cried: 'King's daughter, king's daughter, open for me; You promised that I your companion should be. When you sat in the shade from the sun's bright beam. And I fetched up your ball from the fountain's cool stream.' %< (4 + 5 ) 'Then,' said the king, 'my daughter, you must keep your promise; go and let him in at once.' So she was obliged to go and open the door, and the frog hopped in after her close to her feet and quite up to her chair. But when she sat down he cried: 'Take me up by you.' She would not at first, till her father obliged her to lift the frog on the chair by her side. He was no sooner there than he jumped upon the table and said: 'Now, then, push your little golden plate nearer, and we will eat together.' The princess did as he told her, but everyone could see how much she disliked it. The frog seemed to relish his dinner very much, but he would give the princess half of all he took. At last he said: 'I have eaten and drank quite enough, and I feel very tired, so now carry me upstairs into your little bedroom, and make your silken bed ready, that we may sleep together.' When the princess heard this, she began to weep, for she was really afraid of the cold frog: she could not even touch him, and now he actually wanted to sleep in her neat beautiful little bed. But the king was displeased at her tears, and he said: 'He who helped you when you were in trouble must not be despised now.' So the young princess found she must obey. Then she took up the frog with two fingers, and holding him as far from her as possible, she carried him upstairs and placed him in a corner of her room. (3) In the evening, however, as soon as the princess was in bed, the frog crept out of his corner and said to her: 'I am so tired; lift me up, and let me sleep in your bed, or I will tell your father.' % ( 4 ) On hearing this, the princess fell into a great passion, so seizing the frog in her hand, she dashed him with all her strength against the wall, saying: 'You will be quiet now, I hope, you ugly frog.' But as he fell, how surprised she was to see the frog change into a handsome young prince, with beautiful friendly eyes, who afterwards became her constant companion, and at last her father gave his consent to their marriage. (5) Before it took place, however, the prince told them his history, how he had been changed into a frog by a wicked witch, and that she had condemned him to live in the fountains until a king's daughter should come and release him. No one else in the world had the power to do so. After they married, the young prince proposed that he should take his bride to his own kingdom. So on the wedding day a splendid carriage drawn by eight white horses drove up to the door. They had white feathers on their heads and golden harness, and by the side of the carriage stood the prince's steward, the faithful Harry. This faithful Harry had been so unhappy when his master was changed into a frog, that he had fastened three iron bands round his heart, to prevent it from bursting with woe and sorrow. The carriage with the prince and his bride soon drove away with Harry behind in his old place, and full of joy at the release of his master. They had not travelled far when they heard a loud crack - as if something had broken. Now, the prince knew nothing of the iron bands round his servant's heart, so he cried out: 'Harry, is the carriage breaking?' 'No, sire,' he replied, 'only the iron bands which I bound round my heart for fear it should burst with sorrow while you were a frog confined to the fountain. They are breaking now because I am so happy to see my master restored to his own shape, and travelling to his kingdom with a beautiful bride.' The prince and princess never forgot faithful Harry, who had loved his master so well while he was in trouble.
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THE FROG MAIDEN
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n old couple was childless, and the husband and the wife longed for a child. So when the wife found that she was with child, they were over-joyed; but to their great disappointment, the wife gave birth not to a human child, but to a little she-frog. However, as the little frog spoke and behaved as a human child, not only the parents but also the neighbours came to love her and called her affectionately 'Little Miss Frog'. Some years later the woman died, and the man decided to marry again. The woman he chose was a widow with two ugly daughters and they were very jealous of Little Miss Frog's popularity with the neighbours. All three took a delight in ill-treating Little Miss Frog. One day the youngest of the king's four sons announced that he would perform the hair-washing ceremony on a certain date and he invited all young ladies to join in the ceremony, as he would choose at the end of the ceremony one of them to be his princess. On the morning of the appointed day the two ugly sisters dressed themselves in fine raiment, and with great hopes of being chosen by the prince they started for the palace. Little Miss Frog ran after them, and (5) pleaded, 'Sisters, please let me come with you.' The sisters laughed and said mockingly, 'What, the little frog wants to come? The invitation is to young ladies and not to young frogs.' Little Miss Frog walked along with them towards the palace, pleading for permission to come. But the sisters were adamant, and so at the palace gates she was left behind. However, she spoke so sweetly to the guards that they allowed her to go in. Little Miss Frog found hundreds of young ladies gathered round the pool full of lilies in the palace grounds; and she took her place among them and waited for the prince. % (4) The prince now appeared, and washed his hair in the pool. The ladies also let down their hair and joined in the ceremony. At the end of the ceremony, the prince declared that as the ladies were all beautiful, he did not know whom to choose and so he would throw a posy of jasmines into the air; and the lady on whose head the posy fell would be his princess. The prince then threw the posy into the air, and all the ladies present looked up expectantly. The posy, however, fell on Little Miss Frog's head, to the great annoyance of the ladies, especially the two stepsisters. The prince also was disappointed, but he felt that he should keep his word. So Little Miss Frog was married to the prince, and she became ~ i t t l ePrincess Frog. (3) Some time later, the old king called his four sons to him and said, 'My sons, I am now too old to rule the country, and I want to retire to the forest and become a hermit. So I must appoint one of you as my successor. As I love you all alike, I will give you a task to perform, and he who performs it successfully shall be king in my palace. The task is, bring me a golden deer at sunrise on the seventh day from now.' (5) The youngest prince went home to Little Princess Frog and told her about the task. 'What, only a golden deer!' exclaimed Princess Frog. 'Eat as usual, my prince, and on the appointed day I will give you a golden deer.' So the youngest prince stayed at home, while the three elder princes went into the forest in search of the deer. On the seventh day before sunrise, Little Princess Frog woke up her husband and said, 'Go to the palace, prince, and here is your golden deer.' The young prince looked, then rubbed his eyes, and looked again. There was no mistake about it; the deer which Little Princess Frog was holding by a lead was really of pure gold. So he went to the palace, and to the great annoyance of the elder princes who brought ordinary deers, he was declared to be the heir by the king. The elder princes, however, pleaded for a second chance, and the king reluctantly agreed. 'Then perform this second task,' said the king. 'On the seventh day from now at sunrise, you must bring me the rice that never becomes stale, and the meat that is ever fresh. % (4)
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The youngest prince went home and told Princess Frog about the new task. 'Don't you worry, sweet prince,' said Princess Frog. 'Eat as usual, sleep as usual, and on the appointed day I will give you the rice and meat.' So the youngest prince stayed at home, while the three elder princes went in search of the rice and meat. On the seventh day at sunrise. Little Princess Frog woke up her husband and said, 'My Lord, go to the palace now, and here is your rice and meat.' The youngest prince took the rice and meat, and went to the palace, and to the great annoyance of the elder princes who brought only well-cooked rice and meat, he was again declared to be the heir. (3 + 5) But the two elder princes again pleaded for one more chance, and the king said, 'This is positively the last task. On the seventh day from now at sunrise, bring me the most beautiful woman on this earth.' 'Ho, ho!' said the three elder princes to themselves in great joy. 'Our wives are very beautiful, and we will bring them. One of us is sure to be declared heir, and our good-for-nothing brother will be nowhere this time.' The youngest prince overheard their remark, and felt sad, for his wife was a frog and ugly. When he reached home, he said to his wife, 'Dear Princess, I must go and look for the most beautiful woman on this earth. My brothers will bring their wives, for they are really beautiful, but I will find someone who is more beautiful.' 'Don't you fret, my prince,' replied Princess Frog. 'Eat as usual, sleep as usual, and you can take me to the palace on the appointed day; surely I shall be declared to be the most beautiful woman.' The youngest prince looked at the princess in surprise; but he did not want to hurt her feelings, and he said gently, 'All right Princess, I will take you with me on the appointed day.' (4) On the seventh day at dawn, Little Princess Frog woke up the prince and said, 'My Lord, I must make myself beautiful. So please wait outside and call me when it is nearly time to go.' The prince left the room as requested. After some moments, the prince shouted from outside, 'Princess, it is time for us to go.' % (5) 'Please wait, my Lord,' replied the princess, 'I am just powdering my Face.' After some moments the prince shouted, 'Princess, we must go now.' 'All right, my Lord,' replied the princess, 'please open the door for me.' The prince thought to himself, 'Perhaps, just as she was able to obtain the golden deer and the wonderful rice and meat, she is able to make herself beautiful, and he expectantly opened the door, but he was disappointed to see Little Princess Frog still a frog and as ugly as ever. However, so as not to hurt her feelings, the prince said nothing and took her along to the palace. When the prince entered the audience chamber with his Frog Princess the three elder princes with their wives were already there. The king looked at the prince in surprise and said, 'Where is your beautiful maiden?' 'I will answer for the prince, my king,' said the Frog Princess. 'I am his beautiful maiden.' She then took off her Frog skin and stood a beautiful maiden dressed in silk and satin. The king declared her to be the most beautiful maiden in the world, and selected the prince as his successor on the throne. The prince asked his princess never to put on the ugly frog skin again, and the Frog Princess, to accede to his request, threw the skin into the fire.
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I CINDERELLA nce upon a time the wife of a rich man Fell sick, and as she knew her end was approaching, she called her only daughter to her bedside, and said, 'Dear child, when am gone continue good and pious, and 0 Heaven will help you in every trouble, and will be your guardian angel.' I
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Then she turned her back on the poor girl and hastened away with her two proud daughters to the ball. % There was no one at home now, so she went out to her mother's grave and stood under the hazel-tree and cried: 'Shake and shiver, little tree, With gold and silver cover me.' Then the bird in the tree threw down a beautiful silk dress embroidered with gold and silver, and a new pair of glittering golden slippers. In great haste she dressed herself in these beautiful clothes and went to the ball. When she entered the ballroom, looking so beautiful in her rich dress and slippers, her stepmother and sisters did not know her; indeed, they took her for a foreign princess. The king's son took a great deal of notice of this unknown lady, and danced with her several times, till at last he would dance with no other, always saying, 'This is my partner.' So she danced all the evening till it was time to go home, and the prince said he would accompany her, for he wanted to discover where she lived. But she avoided him, and with one bound she vanished. When the stepmother and her daughters reached home, they found her in her smutty dress, lying in the ashes, and a dingy little lamp burning on the chimney-piece. % A short time after this the king gave another ball, to which her parents and stepsisters were invited. She again went to her mother's grave and said to the tree: 'Shake and rustle, little tree, Throw gold and silver over me.' Then the bird threw down a most magnificent dress, more glittering and elegant than ever, and the brightest pair of gilded slippers. % (3) When she appeared at the fete in this dress, everyone was astonished at her beauty. The prince danced only with her, and to every other proposal replied, 'This is my partner'. When the time came to leave, she wanted to go, and the prince wished to accompany her, but she darted away from him and vanished so quickly that he could not follow her. % (4) Now, the king's son had had recourse to stratagem in the hope of discovering the home of the lovely princess. He had ordered the steps of the castle to be strewed with pitch, so that as she hurried away her left slipper stuck to the steps, and she was obliged to leave it behind. The prince himself picked it up; it was very small and elegant, and covered with gold. The next morning he sent for one of his servants and said to him, 'None other shall be my bride but the lady to whom that slipper belongs, and whose foot it shall fit.' % (5) When the stepsisters heard of this proclamation from the prince they were delighted, for they both had small feet. The messenger went with the slipper from house to house, and the young ladies who had been present at the ball tried to put it on, but it would fit none of them, and at last he came to the two sisters. It would fit neither of them. 'Hast thou not another daughter?' asked the prince. 'None,' he said, 'excepting the child of my first wife; she could not possibly be your bride.' 'Send for her,' said the prince. But the stepmother answered, 'Oh no! I dare not let you see her, she is much too dirty.' But the prince insisted that she should be sent for, so at last they called her in. After washing her hands and face, she made her appearance, and bowed to the prince, who offered her the golden shoe. She seated herself on a footstool, took off the heavy wooden shoe from her left foot, and slipped on the golden slipper, which fitted her exactly. Then, as she lifted up her head and looked at the king, he recognised the beautiful maiden who had danced with him at the ball, and exclaimed, 'That is the right bride!' The stepmother and her two daughters were in a dreadful rage when they heard this. But the prince disregarded their anger, and taking her on his horse, rode away with her. As they passed the hazel-tree on the grass, the two white doves cried: 'Fair maid and true, No blood in her shoe; She is the bride, With the prince by her side.'
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here were once two sisters; the eldest was very beautiful and everyone called her 'Beauty'; but the younger had a face covered with pock marks, and everyone called her 'Pock Face'. She was the daughter of the second wife, and was very spoilt, and had a bad character. Beauty's mother had died when her daughter was very small, and after her death she had turned into a yellow cow, which lived in the garden. Beauty adored the yellow cow, but it had a miserable existence, because the stepmother treated it so badly. One day, the stepmother took the ugly daughter to the theatre and left the elder one at home. She wanted to accompany them, but her stepmother said: 'I will take you tomorrow, if you tidy the hemp in my room.' Beauty went off and sat down in front of the stack of hemp, but after a long time she had only divided half. Bursting into tears, she took it off to the yellow cow, who swallowed the whole mass and then spat it out again all clearly arranged bit by bit. Beauty dried her tears, and gave the hemp to her mother on her return home: 'Mother, here is the hemp. I can go to the theatre tomorrow, can't I?' But when the next day came, her stepmother again refused to take her, saying: 'You can go when you have separated the sesame seeds from the beans.' The poor girl had to divide them seed by seed, until the exhausting task made her eyes ache. Again she went to the yellow cow, who said to her: 'You stupid girl, you must separate them with a fan.' Now she understood, and the sesame and beans were soon divided. When she brought the seeds all nicely separated, her stepmother knew that she could no longer prevent her going to the theatre, but she asked her: 'How can a servant girl be so clever? Who helped you?' And Beauty had to admit that the yellow cow had advised her, which made the stepmother very angry. Without, therefore, saying a word, she killed and ate the cow, but Beauty had loved the cow so dearly that she could not eat its flesh. Instead, she put the bones in an earthenware pot and hid them in her bedroom. % (5) Day after day, the stepmother did not take her to the theatre, and one evening, when she had gone there herself with Pock Face, Beauty was so cross that she smashed everything in the house including the earthenware pot. Whereupon there was a crack, and a white horse, a new dress, and a pair of embroidered shoes came out. The sudden appearance of these things gave her a terrible fright, but she soon saw that they were real objects and, quickly pulling on the new dress and the shoes, she jumped on to the horse and rode out of the gate. % (4) While riding along, one of her shoes slipped off into the ditch. She wanted to dismount and fetch it, but could not do so; at the same time she did not want to leave it lying there. She was in a real quandary, when a fishmonger appeared. 'Brother fishmonger! Please pick up my shoe,' she said to him. He answered with a grin: 'With great pleasure, if you will marry me.' 'Who could marry you?' she said crossly. 'Fishmongers always stink.' And seeing that he had no chance, the fishmonger went on his way. Next, an assistant of a rice shop went by, and she said to him: 'Brother rice broker, please give me my shoe.' 'Certainly, if you will marry me,' said the young man. 'Marry a rice broker! Their bodies are all covered with dust.' The rice broker departed, and soon an oil merchant came by, whom she also asked to pick up her shoe. 'I will pick it up if you consent to marry me,' he replied. 'Who could want to marry you?' Beauty said with a sigh. 'Oil merchants are always so greasy.' Shortly after a scholar came by, whom she also asked to pick up her shoe. The scholar turned to look at her, and then said: 'I will do so at once if you promise to marry me.' The scholar was very handsome, so she nodded her head in agreement, and he picked up the shoe and put it on her foot. Then he took her back to his house and made her his wife. % (3) Three days later, Beauty went with her husband to pay the necessary respects to her parents. Her stepmother and sister had quite changed their manner and treated them both in the most friendly and attentive fashion. In the evening, they wanted to keep Beauty at home, and she, thinking they meant it kindly, agreed to stay and to follow her husband in a few days. % (5) The next morning her sister took her by the hand and said to her with a laugh: 'Sister, come and look into the well. We will see which of us is the more beautiful.' Suspecting nothing, Beauty went to the well and leant over to look down, but at this moment her sister gave her a shove and pushed her into the well, which she quickly covered up with a basket. Poor Beauty lost consciousness and was drowned. After ten days, the scholar began to wonder why his wife had still not returned. He sent a messenger to inquire, and the stepmother sent back a message that his wife was suffering from a bad attack of smallpox and was not well enough to return for the moment. The scholar believed this, and every day he sent over salted eggs and other sickbed delicacies, all of which found their way into the stomach of the ugly sister.
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After two months, the stepmother was irritated by the continual messages from the scholar and made up her mind to practise a deception, and to send back her own daughter as his wife. The scholar was horrified when he saw her and said: 'Goodness! How changed you are! Surely you are not Beauty. My wife was never such a monster. Good Heavens!' Pock Face replied seriously: 'If I am not Beauty, whom do you think I am then? You know perfectly well I was very ill with smallpox and now you want to disown me. I shall die! I shall die!' And she began to howl. The tender-hearted scholar could not bear to see her weeping, and although he still had some doubts, he begged her forgiveness and tried to console her, so that gradually she stopped weeping. Beauty, however, had been transformed into a sparrow, and she used to come and call out when Pock Face was combing her hair: 'Comb once, peep; comb twice, peep; comb thrice, up to the spine of Pock Face.' And the wicked wife answered: 'Comb once, comb twice, comb thrice, to the spine of Beauty.' The scholar was very mystified by this conversation, and he said to the sparrow: 'Why do you sing like that? Are you by any chance my wife? If you are, call three times, and I will put you in a golden cage and keep you as a pet.' The sparrow called out three times, and the scholar bought a golden cage to keep it in. The ugly sister was very angry when she saw that her husband kept the sparrow in a cage, and she secretly killed it and threw it into the garden, where it was once more transformed into a bamboo with many shoots. When Pock Face ate them, an ulcer formed on her tongue, but the scholar found them excellent. %< (5) The wicked woman became suspicious again and had the bamboo cut down and made into a bed, but when she lay on it innumerable needles pricked her, while the scholar found it extremely comfortable. Again she became very cross and threw the bed away. (3) Next door to the scholar lived an old woman who sold money-bags. One day, on her way home, she saw the bed and thought to herself: 'No one has died here, why have they thrown the bed away? I shall take it,' and she took the bed into her house and passed a very comfortable night. % (4) The next day, she saw that the food in the kitchen was ready cooked. She ate it up, but naturally she felt a little nervous, not having any idea who could have prepared it. Thus for several days she found she could have dinner the moment she came home, but finally, being no longer able to contain her anxiety, she came back early one afternoon and went into the kitchen, where she saw a dark shadow washing rice. She ran up quickly and clasped the shadow round the waist. 'Who are you?' she asked, 'and why do you cook food for me?' The shadow replied: 'I will tell you everything. I am the wife of your neighbour the scholar and am called "Beauty". My sister threw me into the well and I was drowned, but my soul was not dispersed. Please give me a rice-pot as head, a stick as hand, a dish-cloth as entrails, firehooks as feet, and then I can assume my former shape again.' The old woman gave her what she asked for, and in a moment a beautiful girl appeared, and the old woman was so delighted at seeing such a charming girl, that she questioned her very closely. She told the old woman everything, and then said: 'Old woman, I have got a bag, which you must offer for sale outside the scholar's house. If he comes out, you must sell it to him.' And she gave her an embroidered bag. % (5) The next day the old woman stood outside the scholar's house and shouted that she had a bag for sale. Maddened by the noise, he came out to ask what kind of bags she sold, and she showed him Beauty's embroidered bag. 'Where did you get this bag?' he asked. 'I gave it to my wife.' The old woman then told the whole story to the scholar, who was overjoyed to hear that his wife was still alive. He arranged everything with the old woman, laid down a red cloth on the ground, and brought Beauty back to his house. When Pock Face saw her sister return, she gave her no peace. She began to grumble and say that the woman was only pretending to be Beauty, and that in point of fact she was a spirit. She wanted to have a trial to see which was the genuine wife. Beauty, also, would not admit herself in the wrong, and said: 'Good. We will have a test.' Pock Face suggested that they should walk on eggs, and whoever broke the shells would be the loser, but although she broke all the eggs, and Beauty none, she refused to admit her loss and insisted on another trial. This time they were to walk up a ladder made of knives. Beauty went up and down first without receiving the tiniest scratch, but before Pock Face had gone two steps her feet were cut to the bone. Although she had lost again, she insisted on another test, that ofjumping into a cauldron of hot oil. She hoped that Beauty, who would have to jump in first, would be burnt. Beauty, however, was quite unharmed by the boiling oil, but the wicked sister fell into it and did not appear again.
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ARIES ...Sign of the Ram (21 March - 20 April)
T A U R U S ...sign of the Bull (21 April - 21 May)
Their lifestyle Ram personalities live in a constant state of paradox. They're rash but conventional. They're idealistic but hard-headed. They'll lead you to believe they're the eighth wonder of the world but deep down they doubt every word they tell you. Their angle Abrupt in manner, arrogant in conduct, frank i n speech, they charge their way through their day and don't even notice if they trample down a daisy or two in transit. Their problems The only thing which really throws them is inner conflict, and then they become nervous, timid, halting -just another sheep. Their attitude Typical Ram personalities have minds that go with their passion for rushing into things. With them, courage, quick decisions, bright ideas and competition are the breath of life. Individual expertise, speed and a forceful personality are the Ram's answer to everybody's problems. Solid teamwork or plodding through statistics i s strictly for others. Action is the Ram's motivating force. Never try to order Ram personalities around. They can't bear taking orders, uncommunicative friends, or layabouts.
Their life-style Bull personalities are committed sensualists o f beautiful simplicity. All they ask is a satisfying partner, a comfortable domain, and a regular supply of good, plain food. But cross them, coerce them or try to fence them in and you'll wonder what started the earthquake. Their angle Slightly ponderous in manner, persistent in conduct, slow o f speech. N o one could describe them as selfish but they can be very stubborn and detest being contradicted. Their problems In fact, their only problem is their capacity for sudden blind rage. Then they become violent, destructive, terrible - satisfied with nothing less than total demolition. Their attitude Typical Bull personalities have minds that go with the calm, comfortable, simple life in which there is always time to pause and watch the grass grow. They'll work on solid, worthwhile projects with a tenacity o f purpose that has t o b e seen t o b e believed. Construction is the Bull's motivating force. Never try to push or hustle Bull personalities. They can't bear ugly surroundings, fair-weather friends or pushy, restless people.
C A N C E R ..sign of the Crab (22 June - 23 July) Crab personalities live in a swirling sea of emotions, which sweep them along - ebbing and flowing, rising and falling like the tides of the ocean. But until you really know them, you'd never suspect it!
Geminis actually do have twin personalities, both as different as chalk and cheese. This duality adds up to double trouble for any ordinary person trying to understand them. As a result, even their nearest and dearest find them 'two-faced'.
Slightly gruff in manner, immediately sensitive to atmosphere, careful of speech, they pick their way over the rocks of life with judicious caution. Always prudent, sometimes ruthless but never reckless, they have a strong sense of duty.
they never ever lose their air of youthful let's-have-aparty type enthusiasm.
The only thing that stops them i n their tracks an encounter with a stranger whose perspicacity is sharp enough to see though them. Their attitude Typical Crab personalities have a tough surface, concealing exceptional softness of heart. They can immerse themselves absolutely in work or play with unwavering determination. Tenacity is the Crab's motivating force. They can't bear inquisitive strangers, capricious minds or untrustworthy people. Never neglect or rebuff Crab personalities.
Number One's in charge - they're everybody's friend. But let the storm clouds gather and the first flash of lightning will often reveal the self-centred, chilly, disgruntled profile of Twin Number Two. Typical Twin personalities have minds that fit their insatiable urge for new places, people and ideas. Mentally and physically restless. Short-term learning appeals and long-term study appalls. They skim over the surface of life, winning their way with their quick, doubleedged wits, chatting glibly and gaily. Versatility is the Twin's motivating force. They can't bear hung-up characters, slow minds or dreamy, illogical reasoning. Never try to restrain Twin
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LEO ...sign of the tion (24 J U-I ~ 23 ~ugust) Their life-style Lordly in manner, commanding in conduct, slightly patronising in speech. 1 Lion personalities are benevolent despots. Their problems Indeed, it is this supreme faith in their own superiority and strength which is their greatest weakness. It leaves them open to persuasion by flattery and can make them behave pompously and snobbishly, which in turn leads to wrong decisions and foolish posturing. Their attitude Typical Lion personalities have minds which go with their high, wide and handsome life-style. They are never mean-spirited or petty, often generous to the point of lunatic extravagance. Lion personalities love to be loved and often are - for those reasons. Power is the Lion's motivating force. They can't bear inhibited characters, or being dictated to. Never try to outdo Lion personalities.
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(24 September 23 October) Their life-style Scales personalities function with the perfect predictability of a beautiful but unsophisticated mechanical device. Their angle Agreeable in manner, tactful in conduct, they genuinely strive to balance the scales of life and create a calm, comfortable, civilised world. Their problems The only defect is their superficiality. Because they see but rarely feel, they do not understand that human responses are frequently inharmonious, often unbalanced with pride or passion. Their attitude Typical Scales personalities have minds that work like a perfectly tuned machine plus an elegant, appearance. They are attracted to civilised occupations. Harmony is the Scales motivating force. They can't bear discourteous people or freakish attitudes. Never be inconsistent or unjust with Scales personalities.
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(24 August 23 September) Their lifestyle Virgin personalities are purists. Their angle Basically loners, they usually look for occupations where they have only to rely on their own impeccable judgement. Professions like law, medicine and journalism thus appeal. Slightly reserved in manner, down-to-earth in conduct, quick but sparing of speech, they possess talents, great industry, keen intellect - and so rarely fail. Their problems Sadly, the absolute dedication of Virgin personalities don't exactly encourage close friendships or warm communication. Their attitude Typical Virgin personalities have minds that fit their neat, trim and immaculate appearance. Cool-hearted, clear-minded and incredibly diligent, they methodically pursue chosen objectives with quiet dedication. Their recreations are invariably some other form of work. They can't bear pretentious behaviour or pomposity. Never push Virgin personalities into accepting second-best efforts or second-best relationships.
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(24 October 22 November) Their lifestyle Scorpion personalities are born to be misunderstood, loved or hated but never ignored. They act with a ruthless intensity which rarely counts the cost to themselves or to others. Their angle They rely on hunches and intuition. Because of their deep secret minds, Scorpion personalities work in mysterious ways. Their problems The only defect in their powerful and compelling personality is their refusal to trust any leadership but their own and their desire to revenge themselves on those who wrong or oppose them. They are loyal friends and are dangerous enemies. Their attitude Usually highly intelligent, they apply themselves with silent determination to the achievement of their private dreams. The rougher the competition, the more they thrive. For the Scorpion, winning is the name of every game. Victory is the Scorpion's motivating force. They can't bear insincerity or stuffy, formal parties. Never deliberately deceive Scorpion personalities or make them promises you can't keep.
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Typical Centaur personalities have minds that fit their favourite maxim: 'a healthy mind in a healthy body'. Most forms of athletic effort exert a lifelong attraction, particularly those connected with horses and dogs. In work and play, they take wins and losses with equally exuberant good humour. The race is always for the excitement - not the gold cups. Enthusiasm is the Centaur's motivating force. They can't bear frosty manners, undemocratic people, or gloomy behaviour. Never try to control Centaur personalities.
(22 December 20 January) Their life-style Goat personalities are individuals with one-track minds. Their track is narrow, lonely and the signpost always says 'The Way to the Top'. For 'Tops' - professional, social and emotional - are all Goats really care about. They must climb every Everest they encounter - or die in the attempt (which in fact, sometimes happens). Desire for prestige and the financial recognition of it, drive them, onward and upward. Their angle Austere, taciturn, routine-minded, they leap to success until the topmost summit is theirs. Their problems By far the most materialistic of the twelve personality types, they may sadly illustrate the old maxim: 'The higher they fly, the harder they fall'. Their attitude Typical Goat personalities have minds that go with their strong, trim, wiry bodies. They're mentally and physically built of endurance, survival, agility. Learning appeals. Sports do not. Throughout their lives they never lose the same persevering approach to everything. Tradition is the Goat's motivating force. They can't bear being talked down to, or mixing with irresponsible, frivolous people. Never nag Goat personalities.
AQUARIUS ...Sign of the w a t e r a r e r
PISCES ...Sign of the Fish (20 February - 20 March)
Centaur personalities are creatures divided against themselves. Their instincts are crude, easily satisfied and unbridled. (They emanate from the horse half!) Their thoughts are noble, high-minded and pure. (They emanate from the human half!) Their actions can be dictated by either half or by both halves together.
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(21 January 19 February) Their lifestyle Water-Bearer personalities are the original. They confidently expect all troubles to melt away and are positively shocked when they don't. Nevertheless, the daily disappointments of life never give them pause and they travel cheerily on. Their angle Altruistic, independent and spontaneous, Water-Bearer personalities can be lost in their thoughts of brotherly love and dreaming their utopian dreams while the bus goes without them. Their problems People often regard them as eccentrically individualist to the point of being unreal. Their attitude Neither organised sport nor study have much appeal to Water-Bearers. They are always far too busy working out bigger, broader and better designs for living. Inventiveness is the Water-Bearer's motivating force. They can't bear meanness in money or spirit. Never preach orthodoxy or conventional standards to Water-Bearer personalities.
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Their lifestyle Fish personalities are creatures of the depths, forever pulled this way and that by the conflicting forces of their physical and spiritual selves. They think deeply on all kinds of problems, but aren't really interested in solving them. Their angle Tentative in manner, hesitant in conduct and often vague in speech. Because of their idealism, Fish personalities are lifelong 'Love thy neighbour' types. Their problems The major defect is their total lack of worldliness. Because they feel the need of others with such intensity, they are too easily swept away by (often misplaced) trust only to find themselves left with nothing. Their attitude Idealism is the Fish's motivating force. They can't bear intolerance. Never put a control on Fish personalities.
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The Rat is adaptable and creative, not lacking in flair or inventiveness. But, quick-witted, bright and sociable, the Rat also tends towards ostentatiousness. The Rat's outward personality is certainly appealing: but below the surface there is sometimes a crafty and opportunist character, who tends t o 'use' friends before eventually losing or dropping them, for one reason or another. In financial matters, Rat-personalities are erratic: budgeting carefully when money is scarce, but spending lavishly instead of saving in times of plenty. In a business situation Rats make great planners.
The Ox is steadfast and methodical, reliable and sensible. Suspicious of anything that is untried and unproven, the Ox fears taking the initiative. Being so thoroughly dependable, the Ox may rise to positions of authority; but not to administrative posts where quick-thinking and a flair for making immediate decisions are essential. The Ox may be unromantic, but there is no lack of affection for a few select friends. Preferring such company t o a wide circle of acquaintances, the Ox can be both loyal and possessive. In business, the Ox often brings prosperity - not through imagination and risk, but as a result of logical thought, resolute practicality and honest endurance. What others achieve through flair and invention is what the Ox achieves through routine and patience.
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The Tiger is a born leader, fiercely competitive, never afraid to fight. Not easily influenced, the Tiger's natural authority is seldom disputed. The Tiger is also a great stimulant t o others. through brilliant conversation, where unexpected and novel ideas are constantly paraded. But while bravery, rashness and impetuosity are the hall-marks of the Tiger-personality, Tigers can be warm, sincere, and even ardent in love. In this and other respects, the Tiger is unlikely t o be restrained by convention. The Tiger's competitive streak is excellent material for business activities. Tigers are likely to succeed in sales, personnel management and uniformed careers. They should take care, however, that their manner does not gain them enemies along the way.
The Hare needs company, and needs t o belong to an established crowd. Safely within their social circle, Hares feel protected and secure; outside it, they are reserved and withdrawn. The typical Hare will be submissive, even humble, in a constant effort to avoid all confrontations. Happiest with friends, this kind and benevolent lover of conversation, reading and literary pursuits may appear rather meek. Traditionally associated with clear-sightedness, the Hare is an excellent judge of character, with an instinct for recognising sincerity in others and an ability for sensing falsehood. Hare personalities are often gifted healers.
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A lover of the exotic, the Dragon is one of the most flamboyantly extrovert characters of the Chinese astrological calendar. Always elegant Dragon-types are to the forefront of the fashion scene with a very individual sense of style. Blessed with an extraordinarily fertile imagination. the Dragon is forever dreaming up fresh schemes and ideas, few of which are wholly practical. Such a character can be the despair of friends, and at work may even cause chaos if not surrounded by people capable of picking up the fragments of abandoned projects. Strong and decisive, Dragons would become wealthy were it not for the fact that spectacular gains are often offset by the money they waste. Dragons delight in any form of adulation, and both socially and in business they tend to seek out the bright lights. They are thus ideally suited to careers on the stage, but in general any sphere where there is close contact with the public is rewarding.
Snake personalities often make their way to the top, but they are by no means pushy, using others to get them there. They ensure that they are in the right place at the right time, which means when the right people are there as well. Snaketypes are also adept at giving the impression that they know far more about a subject than they do. They are not averse to double-dealing when it suits them. Fond of scandal, they are not above creating it. The Snake has an aptitude for research, detection or academia, all areas which should satisfy the Snake's analytical brain.
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The Sheep is associated with affection, caring, trust and selflessness. The positive side of the Sheep-nature is best seen in its artistic talent. This usually, however, finds expression in craftsmanship rather than originality. Complacent and avoiding confrontation whenever possible, the Sheep is ever diplomatic and often succeeds where active aggression would fail. The Sheep is a follower rather than a leader, and thus operates best in the company of others. No Sheep, however, is happy when being directed by others, preferring a democratic community, where decisions are shared. In times of crisis, the Sheep urgently needs guidance and direction. The Sheep may be involved, either professionally or voluntarily, in social work bf some description, while a sensitivity for the arts may well lead to a career in music or a craft.
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The Pig's ambitions are concerned not so much with career, but the benefits which come at the end of it. The Pig looks forward to retirement. Pigs are homelovers whose prime concern is the family. They are particularly natural beings, shunning displays or pretence, and enjoying company and jollity generally. Caring and industrious, Pigs are far from lazy; their homes bear evidence of an aptitude for carpentry, needlework, and other domestic skills. In business, too, Pigs are the finisher, the ones who put the last necessary touches to a project, and in this respect they may become extremely successful financially. But they are naive and trusting, falling easy prey to the confidence trickster. Pig personalities enjoy such caring professions as nursing or c~unselling.Locally, the Pig will almost certainly be known as a good neighbour. Hard-working, hospitable and trusting, the Pig gets on well with most people, generally possessing a large and varied collection of friends.
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Dream almanac ABROAD -To dream of being abroad, in a foreign country, denotes a change in your situation in life; you are likely to be unsettled in life, and to change your locality. ACORNS -When you dream of acorns, it is a good sign; it betokens health, strength, and worldly abundance; if single, you are likely to marry well, and have a numerous family. To a married woman it denotes the birth of twins. To business men it is the omen of prosperity and wealth; and to all it is a good sign. To those in love it denotes success and happiness. To those in difficulties, a speedy recovery. ALLIGATOR - This denotes a sly, crafty enemy; and such a dream should excite caution. ALMONDS - To dream of eating sweet almonds indicates future enjoyment, probably by travel in a distant country. If you relish the almonds, every undertaking will be prosperous; if the taste is bitter, your enterprise will fail; and the expenses of it will be costly. APPLES - This is a very good dream; it indicates a long and happy life, success in business and in love. For a woman with child to dream of apples denotes that she will have a son who will be very great and wealthy. A good dream for speculation. ARROW - To dream that an arrow is shot at you, and that it penetrates your body, is a bad omen. Some person or persons are scheming against you.
BATS -To dream of seeing a bat flying in the air signifies that you have an enemy. If it appears flying by daylight you need not fear, but if by night, you are in danger. For a young person in love to dream of a bat denotes that you will have a dangerous rival to annoy you. BEAR - To dream of seeing a bear, expect trouble, and that some enemy will injure you; and that if you travel, you will meet with hardships, but the end of your journey will be safely accomplished, and the object achieved. To dream that you are fighting with a bear, and kill it, is a favourable sign of your overcoming a foe. BEAUTY - To dream that you are beautiful, is a dream of contradiction denoting that sickness may debilitate your strength. To dream of any friend as beautiful, denotes their sickness. BED -To dream of being in bed signifies a very early marriage; and to dream of making a bed indicates a change of residence, and that you will live away from home a long time. To dream of sitting upon a young girl's bedside is certainly a sign of marriage. BEEF - To dream of eating beef indicates that you will always live in plenty, though you may not be rich; but to dream of beef, and that you have not the power to eat, denotes that you will be dependent on another's bounty. BELLS -To dream of hearing the bells ring is a fortunate sign. It is a sign of coming
good news. To the young it foretells a happy and early marriage t o the person so ardently loved by them. To persons in business it denotes the acquirement of a fortune. It foretells advancement in your trade or profession. BOAT - If you dream that you are sailing in a boat or ship and the water is smooth and the weather pleasant, it is a lucky omen, denoting a prosperous business, and happiness in marriage. If the water is rough and muddy you will have to labour all your life. If you fall into the water you must beware of disaster. BOX - If you dream that you are opening a box, and looking for something in it, and cannot find it, it is an indication that you are going to be troubled about money matters; or that you will suffer some pecuniary loss. BOX - To dream of the plant 'Box', implies long life and prosperity, with a happy marriage and large family. BRACELET - To dream that you are wearing a bracelet, you will shortly be married to a wealthy person. If you dream that you find a bracelet it is a sign of a coming fortune; if you dream that someone put upon your hand a bracelet you will soon fall in love, and be accepted, or if already in love, you will be married without delay.
Dream I dreamt that I was trying to climb a steep hill. The hill was covered in brambles and I kept getting
caught in the brambles and scratched by the thorns. I began t o cry because I thought I would never get out and reach the top of the hill. Suddenly I found that I was flying in the air over the brambles and up into the sky over the top of the hill. The sun was shining and I felt very light and suddenly very happy. I landed on the other side of the hill in a huge orchard full of many different trees: apples almonds and lemons. The trees had many branches and were laden with fruit. There was a ladder reaching up into one of the trees. I climbed up the ladder into the tree and found I was surrounded by ripe yellow lemons, shining in the sunlight. I began to pick and eat the lemons - somehow I was sure they would taste sweet and so they did!
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Dream almanac BRAMBLES -To dream of briars and brambles and that you are injured by them, is a very unlucky dream; it denotes difficulties and problems to be overcome all your life. If you are not hurt by them, you will have trouble, but of a short duration. BRANCH - If you dream that you see a tree full of branches, it denotes abundance, and a numerous family - a happy posterity. BREAD - t o dream of seeing a quantity of bread is a sign of sufficiency of worldly possessions. If you dream of eating good bread, you will enjoy good health, and live long; but if the bread is burned it is a bad sign. To dream of baking bread is also bad, generally denoting affliction and sorrow. BRIDE, BRIDESMAID, OR BRIDEGROOM -This is a dream of contradiction. To dream that you take any of these characters is very unlucky, it is a sure forerunner of grief and disappointment. BRIDGE -To dream that you are crossing a bridge in the daytime, foretells a change of situation. If any person interrupts you, it implies that the one you love will deceive you; but if you pass along without any impediment, you will succeed in your undertakings, and prosper. If you dream that you are walking towards a bridge that is broken down, do not make any hasty change in your situation for you will not be successful. CAMELS -To dream of these wonderfully hard and patient creatures, denotes that you
will have heavy burdens to bear, and disasters to meet, all of which, however, you will bear with heroism; but the time will come when you will be entirely rid of them, and become very happy. CANDLES - To dream that you are making candles, denotes that you will be very useful to others; if you dream that you are buying candles, it indicates feasting and rejoicing. To dream that you see a candle burning brightly, portends that you will receive a letter containing pleasing intelligence; but if you dream that you see a candle snuffed or blown out, it denotes the death of a friend. CAllLE - If you dream of cattle grazing in a pasture, it is a good sign of prosperity and affluence. If you dream of driving cattle it portends that if you are diligent and industrious, you will make money. Black and largehorned cattle denote many violent enemies. CATHEDRAL - To dream that you are in a cathedral denotes that you will have enough money to enable you to travel and see the sights of the world. To married persons, it denotes good children, some of whom will be eminent in the church. CLOCK - To dream you hear the clock strike denotes a speedy marriage, and that you will be very comfortable in life. To dream that you are counting the hours, if in the forenoon, it indicates much happiness; but if in the afternoon, some misfortune and danger. If the clock strikes roughly, and not
the full hours, it denotes an upset in your health. CLOUDS - To dream of dark clouds suspended over you, indicates that you will have to pass through great sorrows. But if the clouds break, and roll away, your sorrows will pass away, and prosperity will follow. CORNFIELD - To dream of cornfields, or corn, is a most favourable omen. It betokens health, a happy family, a prosperous trade, great wealth. Speculations will prosper. Lovelife will be a perennial honeymoon. DARK - If you dream that you are in darkness and cannot find your way, and you stumble, it denotes a change in your temporal affairs for the worse; by your imprudence, you will dreadfully commit yourself. But if you dream that you emerge from the darkness, and behold the sun, it denotes your ultimate escape; you will be happy, and regain your reputation. DANCE - This is a favourable dream; it indicates that you will be the recipient of great favour and honour; that your plans will succeed; that in love you will win the hand of the person you desire.
Dream @ I dreamt that I was alone in the desert. It was evening and as it began to grow dark a cloud of bats
appeared and began to attack me. I was terrified and crouched down with my hands over my head to protect myself, but their beaks were very sharp. Suddenly, although it was night, the sun came out and immediately the bats flew away. Now that the sun was shining I could see that there was a river not far away, and tied to the bank was a small boat. I thought at first it was a mirage, but as I walked towards it I found it was real. I got in the boat and floated down the river. The water was as smooth as glass and gradually the desert gave way to orchards on either side. The river got wider and wider and soon flowed into the ocean where I was gently rocked on the waves. The boat seemed to guide itself across the sea and eventually we came to a small fertile island with brilliant green trees and bright flowers. I got out onto the beach and began to walk inland and suddenly found myself in a dense forest where the trees were full of bright red and green parrots.
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DESERT - To dream that you are travelling across a desert, is a sign of a difficult journey, especially if you dream that the weather is wet and boisterous. If you see the sun shine, your journey, and all affairs, will be safe and prosperous. DRINK - To dream that you are drinking at a fountain, is a sign of much happiness and enjoyment. If the water is muddy, it denotes approaching trouble. If you are thirsty, and cannot find water, it portends that your trials will have to be borne without any assistance. ECHO - To dream you hear an echo to your own voice denotes that the letter you have sent will be met by a favourable answer, that the person to whom you have proposed will accept you; that your children will be beautiful, and good. Mind you do not idolise these little echoes! You will also hear of an absent friend. EGGS - To dream of seeing a great number of eggs, indicates success in trade and in love. It also denotes a happy marriage and good children, and great prosperity. If you hope for advancement to a better job, or position, it shall be yours. To dream that the eggs prove rotten denotes unfaithful and treacherous friends and lovers. To dream of eating eggs portends great enjoyment. FACES - If you dream that you see your own face in a glass, it is a sign that your secret plans will be discovered. If you see in
dreaming many strange faces, it portends a change of your present abode, and associations. If you gaze in your dream upon the faces of friends, etc., it is a sign of a party, or wedding, to which you will be invited. FACTORY - To dream that you are inspecting a factory, when all is in operation, denotes that your trade will flourish, by which you will acquire much wealth, and be very useful all your life. It also betokens a time of commercial prosperity generally. FAILURE -This is a dream of contradiction. To dream that you fail in business - that you fail in securing the person you love - that your plans do not succeed, indicates that, by wise and cautious procedure, in all things you will succeed. FAIR - It is very unlucky to dream of being at a fair, it portends negligence in your business, and also false friends. The persons about you are not so honest as they should be. Through rivalry the lover is likely to suffer loss. FAIRY - To dream that you see a fairy, is a very favourable dream. Poor men have had this dream, and afterwards become very rich. Engagement and happy marriage will follow this dream by either sex. Indicates rapid rise for a man in his business or profession. FALCON -This is a very bad dream. There is a foe near you, full of envy, injuring you
with the tongue, and mind he or she does not injure you with the hands. FALL - To dream that you fall from an eminence, from a tree, or the edge of a precipice, denotes a loss of situation, and of property. If you are in love, you bestow your attachments in vain; you will never marry the person. To the tradesman, it denotes a failing business, embarrassment, etc. FALSE -An unusual dream. It indicates the very reverse, true, firm, and lasting friendships; a lover not of mushroom growth, but like an evergreen, always perennial! FAMINE -This is a dream of contradiction, denoting national prosperity, and individual comfort, in wealth and much enjoyment. You will have many friends, a true lover, and a happy family. FARM - To dream that you are taking a farm, denotes advancement. Probably someone will bequeath property to you, and make you independent. If you dream of visiting a farm, and of partaking of its produce, it is a sign of good health. If you are single and unengaged, and a young person there serves you with something to eat and drink, you will soon be very agreeably in love.
I was in a huge stone cathedral, feeling very cold. There was music at the far end and as I walked towards
it I suddenly found that I was no longer in the cathedral but flying over it on a large bird. I looked down
below me and saw the cathedral towers and all around the cathedral square was a big, bustling market where people were selling eggs, bread, and all kind of fruit and vegetables. As I flew over the cathedral the bells began to ring and the clock struck twelve. I was so surprised that I fell from the bird but landed on the back of a white horse that was galloping out of the town. Soon we had left the town and were out in the open country. We rode through a cornfield and then the horse jumped over a fence into a big green field where a lot of rabbits were playing happily in the sunshine.
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Dream almanac FAT - To dream of getting fat is an indication of illness and also of lovers' quarrels. FATHER -To dream of your father, denotes that he loves you; if he be dead, it is sign of affliction. FAWN - For a young man or young woman to dream of a young deer, is a sign of inconstancy. If a married woman has such a dream, it portends fruitfulness. FEVER - To dream you have a fever denotes constant change in your business circumstances. They will alternate: sometimes you will be prosperous sometimes poor. FLOWERS -To dream that you are gathering beautiful and fragrant flowers, it is an indication of prosperity; you will be very fortunate in all you undertake. If in your dream, you bind the flowers into a bouquet, it portends your very agreeable marriage. If the bouquet gets loose, and the flowers appear to be scattered, your brightest prospects, and most sanguine hopes will be blasted. FLYING -To dream of flying denotes that you will escape many difficulties and dangers. It denotes success in trade and in love. Very likely you will have to travel. If you dream that you are trying to fly very high, it is an indication that you will aspire after a position which you will never reach, and for a job for which you are not qualified. FOG - It denotes great uncertainty. You wish to be accepted as a lover. It is doubtful. You have applied to your friends for assistance. They will never give it. You are speculating in shares, they may ruin you. The dream is unfavourable. If you dream that the
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fog clears away and the sun shines, your state will be happily reversed - uncertainty will vanish. HILLS -To dream of ascending a high steep hill and you are unable to arrive at the top, it is a sign that you will have to labour and toil all your life, and have many difficulties and troubles to overcome. It denotes that those in love will not find their path easy. HONEY -To dream you are eating honey denotes good health, long life, prosperity and great enjoyment. Your business will be all you can wish, lucrative, raising you to independence. It denotes that your lover is virtuous, sincere, and very fond of you. It would be death to part from you. It denotes that the husband, or the wife, will be of a sweet disposition, industrious, affectionate and faithful. HORSE - Dreaming of this noble animal is generally good. To dream that you are riding a handsome and good horse betokens future independence and happiness. But if it throws you, it denotes that your purposes will be thwarted. If you dream that horsemen approach you, it foretells that you will receive news from a distant friend. To dream of white horses, denotes a marriage, yours, if you are riding upon it. ISLAND -To dream that you are on a desolate island implies the loss of your lover. If it appears a fertile island, covered with vegetation, it implies that your present lover will prove unfaithful; but you will soon meet with a more favourable match. JEWELS - It is always a good dream, the harbinger of great prosperity, and a great amount of wealth. To dream that the one you love gives you jewels is a sign that his
affection is real, and that he will certainly marry you. If a young man dreams that he sees his loved one adorned with jewels, it foretells his speedy and happy union; that his bride will possess a sweet and lovely disposition.To dream that both you and your lover are counting and inspecting jewels, denotes numerous healthy, and fortunate offspring. KEY - To dream that you lose a key, denotes disappointment and displeasure. To dream you give a key denotes a marriage; to find or receive one, the birth of a child; to dream of many keys, denotes riches, as the result of a flourishing business. LADDER - This dream has great import. You will reach the top of the ladder of the ambition to which you aspire. If in business you will prosper. It is the portent of wealth, honour and glory. Scholars and students will reach the climax of their ambition.
I dreamt that I was reading a newspaper by the light of a brightly burning candle. The article I was
reading was about a leopard that had escaped from the zoo. Suddenly I wasn't in the house any more, but riding on the back of the leopard as it ran away from the zoo. The leopard carried me deep into the mountains where it began to snow heavily. Then the leopard disappeared and I was alone in the mountains in the snowstorm. I knew that if I could find my way to the top of the mountains I would be able to see where to go, so I tried to struggle uphill, but the snow made it difficult to walk. Suddenly from behind an enormous rock there appeared a big brown bear, growling and snarling and coming towards me. I turned to run but it was too late. The bear attacked me and we began to fight. I was badly wounded and bleeding but just as I had given up hope the snow stopped, the clouds began to clear and as the sun came out the bear ran off. I found that I had stopped bleeding and my wounds had disappeared. I scrambled to my feet and looked around. Somehow I had got to the top of the mountain and stretching across the valley was a rainbow.
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LEMONS - To dream you see lemons growing on a tree denotes that you will visit a foreign land, and probably marry a native of it. To dream that you eat lemons denotes you will be attacked by a dangerous illness, from which you will recover. To dream you see a great number of lemons denotes that your marriage, though pleasant for a while, will not live up to your expectations. LEOPARD - To dream of these beautiful, yet savage creatures, indicates travel to a foreign land, where you will have to encounter many dangers and difficulties. But you will eventually overcome them, marry well, and be very prosperous and happy. It is likely that you will stay there all your life. LElTER - Dreaming of receiving a letter sometimes indicates presents, or at least the reception of unexpected news, from a person you have not heard of for many years. To dream that you send a letter, denotes that you will soon be able to perform a generous action. MELONS - A young man, or a young woman, who dreams of melons is destined to marry or be married to a rich foreigner, and to live in a foreign land. Such a union will be crowned with great happiness, be attended with great wealth; their children will be few, but they will be virtuous and happy. MILK - To dream that you drink milk, foretells joy. To dream of selling milk, denotes bad trade, and disappointmentsin love. To dream that you give milk, denotes prosperity, and a happy marriage. To dream that you see it flowing from a woman's breast, denotes marriage, and a very large family. To dream of milking a cow, foretells abundance to the farmer, healthy cattle, and good crops. MOUNTAIN -To dream that you are ascending a steep and rugged mountain, shows a life of toil and effort; all your
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endeavours to better yourself will be made difficult by unforeseen events. NEWSPAPER - Dreaming that you are reading a newspaper shows that you will hear good news, from a distant friend, which will cause you to quit your present employment, but you will benefit from the change. You will be able to commence business on your own account, in which you will have great success. If you are a single man, it portends that you will marry a widow. To persons in love it shows that the object of their affections will travel to a distant part of the world, and it will be many years before they are again united, but their reunion will be a very happy one. To the politician, it betokens great and stirring events in the nation. To the farmer it shows a favourable season. OCEAN -To dream that you gaze upon the ocean when it is calm, is good; when it is stormy and turbid, it augurs ill. To dream of sailing on the ocean when it is smooth, and the weather calm, with favourable breezes, certainly denotes the accomplishment of a purpose, and any object devoutly wished for, obtained. After such a dream happiness and satisfaction will follow. It prognosticates success in love affairs. To lovers, it foreshows that they will have a delicious courtship, and sail straight on into the harbour of matrimony. Your wishes will meet in one another, and you will have mutual and endearing affection. ORCHARD - To dream that you are in an orchard, gathering fruit, agreable to the taste, as well as pleasant to the eye, foretells aood fortune: you will become rich. If the 1fruit appears ripe, your advancement will be immediate; if green, it is yet in the distance; but it will come. PARROTS - To dream you hear a piIrrot talk, foretells that you will have a very talk:ative d
person for your companion. To dream that you see many parrots foretells that you will emigrate to a foreign country, where you will settle and marry, and be very happy. You will cultivate land and by it amass wealth, and secure some honour. You will only have two children, a boy and a girl; the latter will be married to a rich man; and the former will hold an official position and be held in high esteem. RABBITS - To dream that you see rabbits implies that you will soon have to reside in a large and populous city, where you will marry and have a very numerous family. It also foretells that you will have a flourishing business, that your plans will be successful, and that you will triumph over your enemies. For a married woman to dream of rabbits, indicates increase of family. RAINBOW - This is a token for good. It portends change, but a change for the better. RIVER - To dream that you see a broad, rapid, and muddy river denotes troubles and difficulties in love and business; but if the river appears calm, with a glassy surface, it foretells great happiness in love, happy marriage, beautiful children, and commercial prosperity. SNOW - To dream that you see the ground covered with snow is a sign of prosperity, and that you will maintain an unblemished character in spite of the attempts of your enemies to blacken it. To dream that you are walking upon snow with the girl you love, foretells that she will be very beautiful. To dream that you are in a snow-storm and very much harassed, is a good dream. You will have difficulties, but you will overcome them, and come out unscathed.
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I dreamt that I was being chased by a huge alligator. Its jaws kept opening wide to snap at me but somehow I
always eluded it at the last minute. Suddenly a thick fog came down. I ran on into it. It seemed that I had lost the alligator, but now I was lost myself. I stumbled around blindly in the fog for a while, then tripped and fell, losing consciousness. When I came to, the fog had cleared and the sun had come out. I got to my feet and looked around. I was standing in the middle of a field of melons. At the edge of the field was a small house. I walked over to it and tried the door but it was locked. Feeling thirsty I picked a melon and cut it open with my knife. Inside was a bunch of keys. I tried them all, and the last one of all fitted the lock. I opened the door and stood back in amazement. The whole house was full of fruit: melons, apples, lemons and almonds, which all came tumbling out of the door as it swung open. Reading Games, O Jill Hadfield and Charles Hadfield 1995
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